Simple things you just can't do

Simple things you just can't do

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STe_rsv4

691 posts

100 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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remember names 10 seconds I have just been introduced to people and they have told me their name.

Muzzer79

10,204 posts

189 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Anagrams.

I'm great at the maths round on the Countdown TV show. But the letters round - absolute crap.

croyde

23,127 posts

232 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Muzzer79 said:
Anagrams.

I'm great at the maths round on the Countdown TV show. But the letters round - absolute crap.
I'm the opposite biggrin

My autistic son is a whizz at the maths bit. Shame that at 21 is that all he does is sleep all day and sit on his computer all night.

SpudLink

5,997 posts

194 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Muzzer79 said:
Touch my toes with straight legs.

I'm not just a short distance away - I can barely get halfway down my shins....
Never had a problem doing this. But I have never been able to sit with my legs crossed. I mean legs properly folded the way we were expected to do in assembly as kids.

dillenger

433 posts

201 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Walk the plank on oculus…lift doors open see the plank completely lose my mind weeping... along with ability to move... had the dam thing ages still never set foot on plank getmecoat

Fatboy

7,993 posts

274 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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snuffy said:
Tying shoelaces. I could not do it as a child, so what I learnt instead is to make two loops and tie them in a knot. 50 years layers and that's how I still tie them.

But I can tie a proper bow tie.
I have never been able to tie a bow tie, no matter what method i try, it's always a miserable failure...

QuartzDad

2,271 posts

124 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Feign interest.

Hoofy

76,592 posts

284 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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croyde said:
My autistic son is a whizz at the maths bit. Shame that at 21 is that all he does is sleep all day and sit on his computer all night.
Building the next unicorn start-up, AmIRight?

croyde

23,127 posts

232 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Hoofy said:
croyde said:
My autistic son is a whizz at the maths bit. Shame that at 21 is that all he does is sleep all day and sit on his computer all night.
Building the next unicorn start-up, AmIRight?
I wish. He seems to be brilliant at using the damn thing, and constantly talks about others who have made fortunes online while he thinks it's a bind to turn up at his Universal Credit meeting once a week.

But I digress smile

Monkeylegend

26,584 posts

233 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Be romantic.

parabolica

6,748 posts

186 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Roll my Rs; years of speech therapy as a kid to removed the 'jonthan woss' effect only did so much, even 40 years later my brain still actively thinks of alternatives for R words as I'm talking.

RicksAlfas

13,432 posts

246 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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parabolica said:
Roll my Rs; years of speech therapy as a kid to removed the 'jonthan woss' effect only did so much, even 40 years later my brain still actively thinks of alternatives for R words as I'm talking.
Username....doesn't check out.

Tony Starks

2,118 posts

214 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Things to impress my kids.

My daughter is a big Fabio Wibmer/Danny Mac fan and I'd love to show her how to wheelie or bunny hop, but I'm a dead weight on my bike and struggle to get the wheel off the ground myself.

And I'd love to teach my son football skills. But, I can do one keepy uppy before the ball dissappears over the neighbours fence

geeks

9,245 posts

141 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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toon10 said:
Remembering people I've already met. I've offended countless people by saying nice to meet you to then get a funny look in return. That's when it dawns on me that I've already met them in the past. I had a full on conversation with my sister in laws new boyfriend recently about him once living in my town. Again, he looked confused when I was asking him about it. Turns out we'd already had this conversation a few weeks back. My brain doesn't seem to retain this stuff.
Yeah I am terrible with names, I am so grateful for remote working as everyone is labelled with a name on calls. In real life you can introduce yourself to me and I can promise you I have forgotten your name by the time the words "nice to meet you" have left my mouth!

snuffy

9,946 posts

286 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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I can't click my fingers, or roll my Rs either.

Also, I can't whistle with my fingers, but I can whistle with my mouth in different positions so I can produce 3 quite different pitches and volumes.




snuffy

9,946 posts

286 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Fatboy said:
I have never been able to tie a bow tie, no matter what method i try, it's always a miserable failure...
What I do is made the bow loosely, and then pull end of the 4 ends a bit at a time. in turn, and it then tightens the knot.

smithyithy

7,277 posts

120 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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Roller-skate in a buffalo herd.

toon10

6,241 posts

159 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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geeks said:
Yeah I am terrible with names, I am so grateful for remote working as everyone is labelled with a name on calls. In real life you can introduce yourself to me and I can promise you I have forgotten your name by the time the words "nice to meet you" have left my mouth!
One of our neighbours is a lovely bloke. Always shouts my name and comes over for a chat. Our kids go to the same school, so we bump into each other a lot. I think it was about a year and a half before I stored his name in my memory banks. Until then it was always "hi bud.", "You OK fella?", etc.

SamG40

56 posts

131 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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snuffy said:
I can't click my fingers, or roll my Rs either.

Also, I can't whistle with my fingers, but I can whistle with my mouth in different positions so I can produce 3 quite different pitches and volumes.
I can click my fingers with my left hand but not my right.

Arnold Cunningham

3,778 posts

255 months

Tuesday 23rd April
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I can't run on a running machine. Used to be able to, but now, feel like I'm always about to fall off.