Phrases that annoy you the most

Phrases that annoy you the most

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LunarOne

5,405 posts

139 months

Monday 20th May
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Tom8 said:
Latest annoying Americanisms to encourage you to hate them just that little bit more;

"already" after a word such as "enough already"
"period" after stating something
"too funny" when one finally works out a joke and deems it very amusing.

God they're annoying.
"You've arrived late to work four times this week already!"

Annoys the heck out of me. Luckily I don't have to answer to a boss these days and can work when I want!


Strangely Brown

10,225 posts

233 months

Monday 20th May
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TUS373 said:
Do not say 'it is what it is'. That is meaningless, unless it is what it isn't.
It's not meaningless. It's part of the laws of thought.

Identity, non-contradiction, excluded middle.

A=A
A≠¬A
It cannot be both A and ¬A.

It is what it is.
It is not what it is not.
It cannot be and not be.

motco

16,021 posts

248 months

Monday 20th May
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12 o/clock in the daytime is noon; 12 o/clock in the night-time is midnight. Neither of these is 12 am nor is it 12 pm - these terms are meaningless.

Countdown

40,261 posts

198 months

Monday 20th May
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tim0409 said:
“hey ho”

My mother in law says it after some tale of woe; I find it quite annoying for some reason.
is this her? biggrin


Doofus

26,413 posts

175 months

Monday 20th May
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motco said:
12 o/clock in the daytime is noon; 12 o/clock in the night-time is midnight. Neither of these is 12 am nor is it 12 pm - these terms are meaningless.
They're not meaningless.

AM and PM both begin at a specfic point, and that point is 12 o'clock.

They can be called midday (or noon) and midnight, but they are still 12:00pm and 12:00am.

TUS373

4,627 posts

283 months

Monday 20th May
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Strangely Brown said:
TUS373 said:
Do not say 'it is what it is'. That is meaningless, unless it is what it isn't.
It's not meaningless. It's part of the laws of thought.

Identity, non-contradiction, excluded middle.

A=A
A?¬A
It cannot be both A and ¬A.

It is what it is.
It is not what it is not.
It cannot be and not be.
So it is!

Pitre

4,687 posts

236 months

Monday 20th May
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"I did it so I could spend more time with my children"

Some fking stupid bint with a whining Manc accent on a really irritating and frequently repeated GBNews advert reckons that having a gastric band fitted will allow her to be with her kids more because she was obviously sooooo fat before she couldn't see them.

What utter, utter bks.

I know, I shouldn't watch that sh!t channel....

motco

16,021 posts

248 months

Monday 20th May
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Doofus said:
motco said:
12 o/clock in the daytime is noon; 12 o/clock in the night-time is midnight. Neither of these is 12 am nor is it 12 pm - these terms are meaningless.
They're not meaningless.

AM and PM both begin at a specfic point, and that point is 12 o'clock.

They can be called midday (or noon) and midnight, but they are still 12:00pm and 12:00am.
According to Greenwich
Royal Museums Greenwich said:
What does am and pm mean?
The 12-hour clock divides the 24-hour day into two periods.

am stands for the Latin ante meridiem, translating to "before midday". This is the time before noon.
pm stands for post meridiem or "after midday" – the time after noon.
Noon is therefore neither 'ante' (am) nor 'post' (pm) meridiem. Midnight is also neither am nor pm.]

hidetheelephants

25,371 posts

195 months

Monday 20th May
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Pitre said:
"I did it so I could spend more time with my children"

Some fking stupid bint with a whining Manc accent on a really irritating and frequently repeated GBNews advert reckons that having a gastric band fitted will allow her to be with her kids more because she was obviously sooooo fat before she couldn't see them.

What utter, utter bks.

I know, I shouldn't watch that sh!t channel....
I'd assume it's a reference to morbid obesity being likely to shorten lifespan.

Edited by hidetheelephants on Monday 20th May 15:43

Doofus

26,413 posts

175 months

Monday 20th May
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motco said:
Doofus said:
motco said:
12 o/clock in the daytime is noon; 12 o/clock in the night-time is midnight. Neither of these is 12 am nor is it 12 pm - these terms are meaningless.
They're not meaningless.

AM and PM both begin at a specfic point, and that point is 12 o'clock.

They can be called midday (or noon) and midnight, but they are still 12:00pm and 12:00am.
According to Greenwich
Royal Museums Greenwich said:
What does am and pm mean?
The 12-hour clock divides the 24-hour day into two periods.

am stands for the Latin ante meridiem, translating to "before midday". This is the time before noon.
pm stands for post meridiem or "after midday" – the time after noon.
Noon is therefore neither 'ante' (am) nor 'post' (pm) meridiem. Midnight is also neither am nor pm.]
If AM means 'before noon', then midday is PM, because it's not before noon. If PM means 'after noon', then midnight is AM because it's after noon.

They're not neither.

TimmyMallett

2,939 posts

114 months

Monday 20th May
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Doofus said:
The thing that pisses me off more than any is when you express sympathy for somebody by saying "I'm sorry" and they reply with "It's not your fault"

I wasn't apologising, you fkpig, I was sympathising; but now I couldn't give a st about your wife/job/leg/car, so poke it up your arse!
Good, pisses me off too. I get it's a difficult time, but now you've made this conversation even more awkward. Well done.

carlo996

6,236 posts

23 months

Monday 20th May
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paulguitar said:
'Good point, well made'.


Irritates me, for some reason.
It's a humorous throwaway line, perhaps you don't have the ears for it wink

paulguitar

24,139 posts

115 months

Monday 20th May
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carlo996 said:
paulguitar said:
'Good point, well made'.


Irritates me, for some reason.
It's a humorous throwaway line, perhaps you don't have the ears for it wink
Cross thread.


nono

Countdown

40,261 posts

198 months

Monday 20th May
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“Have a day off “

Jesus it’s cringey.

Lordbenny

8,602 posts

221 months

Tuesday 21st May
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I heard someone say ‘One Hundred’ when agreeing with someone. I think 100% is bad enough but One Hundred…FFS!

C5_Steve

3,541 posts

105 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Lordbenny said:
I heard someone say ‘One Hundred’ when agreeing with someone. I think 100% is bad enough but One Hundred…FFS!
Wait until you catch someone just saying "hundred"........ (more an American thing tbh)

RDMcG

19,269 posts

209 months

Tuesday 21st May
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Age old. discussions about Americanisms here , but usage develops over time. Take the word "gay" for instance, Nobody says " I had a gay old time " any more..


There are however British usages that are strange. I have on occasion arranged to meet someone in London for instance and said " How about 4PM"?... and the answer is "Brilliant".

Why do people use Brilliant in this way?. I would consider Einstein to be brilliant, but a simple agreement or affirmation is not "brilliant".

snuffy

9,997 posts

286 months

Tuesday 21st May
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RDMcG said:
Age old. discussions about Americanisms here , but usage develops over time. Take the word "gay" for instance, Nobody says " I had a gay old time " any more..
The Flintstones were always having one !


C5_Steve

3,541 posts

105 months

Tuesday 21st May
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RDMcG said:
There are however British usages that are strange. I have on occasion arranged to meet someone in London for instance and said " How about 4PM"?... and the answer is "Brilliant".

Why do people use Brilliant in this way?. I would consider Einstein to be brilliant, but a simple agreement or affirmation is not "brilliant".

psi310398

9,267 posts

205 months

Tuesday 21st May
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RDMcG said:
Age old. discussions about Americanisms here , but usage develops over time. Take the word "gay" for instance, Nobody says " I had a gay old time " any more..


There are however British usages that are strange. I have on occasion arranged to meet someone in London for instance and said " How about 4PM"?... and the answer is "Brilliant".

Why do people use Brilliant in this way?. I would consider Einstein to be brilliant, but a simple agreement or affirmation is not "brilliant".
I don’t know but the father of a friend always used to say “Super. Well done!” as a kind of nervous tic.

I met him one day and he asked how I was.

“Mustn’t grumble etc, but sadly my father died since we last met.”

“Super! Well done!”