You can't fall asleep on most of the road, it's mainly graded gravel stuff so bumpy that you have to hold your coffee or the cup will be empty in a mile. Touching himself sounds about right, all of the bouncing and jiggling probably got him too excited
Covering holidays so trunking all week, currently sat loading at Pallet Force, then the challenge of getting home, a clear run can do it in 4:28, and I’m in the slow Daf! Thankfully a break isn’t needed, one of the day drivers will rescue me if I don’t make it