This is Jane....for the love of god will somebody date her!!

[farrendahl]

Gents I present my housemate, Jane. This 31 year old one previous owner model is very much on the market and I feel needs a bit of assistance in the dating scene. Especially as she is not doing well on the whole dating thing herself, this may be down to the fact that she is convinced all single men are freaks and or wierdos...prove her wrong Gents.

So who is Jane?

At 31 years old Jane is a Paralegal with a taste for good food, fine wine and fast cars (her dad has a Lambo, date her you could drive it to).

Generally a good woman, not that girly, but can bake well, has a good sense of humour and is in general a woman who takes no BS from anybody. Might be seen by some as a bit blunt, by others as forthright, but is good for a beer and a laugh, also enjoys football. Whats not to like? Any takers?

[VinceFox]

She's going to fking kill you.

[Ray Luxury-Yacht]

Nice idea, and she looks nice - hope it works.

However, I fear this may not go well - oh, and IBTL

[LiamB]

Best thread I have read for ages!

[williamp]

farrendahl said:

Gents I present my housemate, Jane. This 31 year old one previous owner model is very much on the market and I feel needs a bit of assistance in the dating scene. Especially as she is not doing well on the whole dating thing herself, this may be down to the fact that she is convinced all single men are freaks and or wierdos...prove her wrong Gents.

So who is Jane?

At 31 years old Jane is a Paralegal with a taste for good food, fine wine and fast cars (her dad has a Lambo, date her you could drive it to).

Generally a good woman, not that girly, but can bake well, has a good sense of humour and is in general a woman who takes no BS from anybody. Might be seen by some as a bit blunt, by others as forthright, but is good for a beer and a laugh, also enjoys football. Whats not to like? Any takers?

she wont thank you for this. Just saying.....

[Zwolf]

Seems lovely on paper, she also dodges salad - good.

The football thing's a deal-breaker though, unappealing quality in a woman. At least for blokes who don't like football.

Thankfully for her, I'm unsingle.

[bob1179]

I would.

But I'd better not, the wife would probably get a bit upset.

Good luck in your mission, this can only go badly...

[VinceFox]

Ray Luxury-Yacht said:

Nice idea, and she looks nice - hope it works.

However, I fear this may not go well - oh, and IBTL

Ibtl indeed, although that would be a shame.

And for the record she needs to understand we're all weird. I myself favour the idea of having my junk kicked in by elvira.

[TheHeretic]

Is she up to date on the latest medical advances in the area of pregnancy and morning sickness? If so, would she mind pretending to be pregnant?

[farrendahl]

I would like to point out she is actually fully aware of this thread. I fear I may be locking my bedroom door tonight for safety reasons lol (She's a good sport really)

[VinceFox]

TheHeretic said:

Is she up to date on the latest medical advances in the area of pregnancy and morning sickness? If so, would she mind pretending to be pregnant?

See?

[Fer]

I foresee a dose of the Mental in your near future.

[farrendahl]

Fer said:

I foresee a dose of the Mental in your near future.

Anybody other than Jane I'd say you were right. To be fair the other half and I gave her a choice, this or mysinglefriend.com Shechoose PistonHeads - Pimping out your housemate matters

[davepoth]

farrendahl said:

Anybody other than Jane I'd say you were right. To be fair the other half and I gave her a choice, this or mysinglefriend.com Shechoose PistonHeads - Pimping out your housemate matters

How is she with goatees/the powerfully built?

[Zwolf]

Key question: Does she actually want to date, or are you and your OH doing that annoyingly cloying, "helpful" couple thing of assuming all single people must want to be in a couple and as happy as you two, because you are a couple?

I hate those sorts of friends.

[croyde]

Well I'm sorted for the evening. Nought on Telly so I'll order a takeaway and periodically hit the refresh button.

[VinceFox]

She CHOSE this site?

[y2blade]

VinceFox said:

She's going to fking kill you.

this^^^^



following with interest.

[Tanguero]

Custard!

[VinceFox]

Zwolf said:

Key question: Does she actually want to date, or are you and your OH doing that annoyingly cloying, "helpful" couple thing of assuming all single people must want to be in a couple and as happy as you two, because you are a couple?

I hate those sorts of friends.

He has a point.

Evenin' Z.