Naked man runs into street. Cuts off his penis.

[nyxster]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/316174/Naked-...

You have to feel sorry for the paramedics. After George Micheal accident this isn't the first time they've had to pick a cock up off the street.

Edited by nyxster on Saturday 25th May 19:18

[mrmarcus]

"According to The Falmouth Packet, the man may suffer from a mental health condition"

no Shh it

[PhillipM]

What a dick.

[Cyder]

• Checks county man lives in*

• Clocks that it's the people's republic of Cornwall*

• Sighs, knowing that they'm all be barking mad west of the Tamar*

[Gargamel]

Interviewed afterwards, the police asked him, if he would miss having a penis.

He replied, it wouldn"t make a vas deferens to his life.

[Jasandjules]

Ouch.

[Getragdogleg]

I wonder if it was the same bloke who was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of Pendennis Castle not far from Penryn. He was around the same age and obviously mental.

[nyxster]

Getragdogleg said:

I wonder if it was the same bloke who was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of Pendennis Castle not far from Penryn. He was around the same age and obviously mental.

Shagging a dog in a moat.

Thats just not cricket.

[egor110]

Penryn is also where the pedo postie came from a few years ago.

[GALLARDOGUY]

Getragdogleg said:

I wonder if it was the same bloke who was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of Pendennis Castle not far from Penryn. He was around the same age and obviously mental.

John Thomas?

[Getragdogleg]

I drove through Penryn today, didn't stop mind you.

[Getragdogleg]

nyxster said:

Getragdogleg said:

I wonder if it was the same bloke who was caught having sex with a dog in the dry moat of Pendennis Castle not far from Penryn. He was around the same age and obviously mental.

Shagging a dog in a moat.

Thats just not cricket.

I forgot to mention that the chap in that tale was also dressed up in ladies clothes.

And after some searching it seems he was 33 in 2010 when it happened so cannot be our chap from todays little news snippet ;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howabou...

Edited by Getragdogleg on Saturday 25th May 20:05

[mattyn1]

Penryn - AKA Camborne-On-Sea.

An everyday occurrence there.

[Magog]

Could this guy be the right age; he's got form for being in st with the police.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Perve...

[nyxster]

Magog said:

Could this guy be the right age; he's got form for being in st with the police.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Perve...

Genuine wtf you couldnt make it up jeesus christ on a bike,

[Getragdogleg]

Magog said:

Could this guy be the right age; he's got form for being in st with the police.

http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk/news/4588410.Perve...

No, I think he is in prison for arson at the moment. He was a right bloody pest.

[Hoofy]

mrmarcus said:

"According to The Falmouth Packet, the man may suffer from a mental health condition"

no Shh it

May?

[Six Fiend]

Gargamel said:

Interviewed afterwards, the police asked him, if he would miss having a penis.

He replied, it wouldn't make a vas deferens to his life.

[Pesty]

I don't believe this story at all I think it's a phallusy

[Fort Jefferson]

egor110 said:

Penryn is also where the pedo postie came from a few years ago.

I thought most postmen rode bikes?