Dreadful Lyrics

[Chunkymonkey71]

What are the worst lyrics you can think of?

I'm going with

5- 'wiggy wiggy, I'm getting jiggy'

and

Pretty much anything by Vanilla Ice, from

'waxing chumps like a candle' to
'cooking MCs like a pound of bacon' or perhaps even
'I rock the mic like a vandal'

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

CHUNKY PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW

[Chunkymonkey71]

I thought this was the whole point of the lounge? To start non car related chat that everyone can take part in...

[Lemmonie]

"Im as serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer"

[dundarach]

"This is a song about an old Welsh Witch" Great song, bloody hate it when she says that - grrrrr

Sorry bending the question a little bit

The whole of Papa Don't Preach by Madonna - just why....!

[ClassicMotorNut]

From Spanish Stroll:
Brother Johnny, he caught a plane and he got on it.

That's just bloody stupid.

[Rude-boy]

"Itsy bitsy teeny weeny..." I can't even bring myself to end that line...


or "doop, doop, dibby, dibby, doop, doop"

[geeks]

"I knew you were trouble when you walked in..."

or just about anything by Taylor Swift!

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

I thought this was the whole point of the lounge? To start drivel that everyone can take part in...

[rhinochopig]

Can I smell your gasoline, can I pet your wolverine...

[anonymous-user]

Local radio decided to wake me up this morning to the dulcet tones of Rebecca Black - Friday. I submit the whole song as my answer.

[Corpulent Tosser]

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town"

Well I am no genius, but I reckon the jail would be the best guess.

[rohrl]

Life by Des'Ree contains the worst, most inane lyrics ever written.

"I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast"

as well as

"I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park"

[simoid]

One of the crappy girl bands has a song that seemed to be constantly on the radio in recent years with the line "anticipating for your call" which always rather annoyed me.

[Papa Hotel]

Shania Twain's Ka-Ching.

The whole song, but this bit in particular:

Can you hear it ring
It makes you wanna sing
It's such a beautiful thing--Ka-ching!
Lots of diamond rings
The happiness it brings
You'll live like a king
With lots of money and things

[LaurasOtherHalf]

rohrl said:

Life by Des'Ree contains the worst, most inane lyrics ever written.

"I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most,
I'd rather have a piece of toast"

as well as

"I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park"

'Soon as I saw the thread, this was the song I thought of. God that was atrocious

[Ganglandboss]

This year's Eurovision offering from Lithuania:

If you don’t know I’m in love with you
When summertime falls it becomes untrue
Because of the shoes I’m wearing today
One is called (Love, love, love), the other is Pain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzarlAIXKE

[Tuvra]

• The Painted cow
• It's not a bird, It's not a plane, It must be Dave who's on the train
• I am the freshman, messing up the jam, turning up the stereo, join the caravan, Skippy the rain won't come.

Amazingly all from one song, in that order

[900T-R]

Lemmonie said:

"Im as serious as cancer, when i say rhythm is a dancer"

That. Up to that point, the song was doing quite nicely as Eurodance smashes goes with its big, atmospheric chord sequence and pulsating bass leading into the piano break, a typical early 90s feel good song about unity under one beat...

Note that after this, Turbo B hardly ever featured on Snap! tracks anymore, focus entirely shifting to the female vocals where their first hit 'The Power' revolved around Turbo's rap...

[Justin Cyder]

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want...



Kill me now.