Slightly minging virgin up for sale...
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Good lord you lot are picky. And i suppose each and every poster is Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie are they?
Shes a perfectly good looking girl, with a hella good rack and probably a decent body too.
I agree £2.5m is rather steep though, they need a good beating if they're willing to 'splash' that sort of money on a crap lay.
Shes a perfectly good looking girl, with a hella good rack and probably a decent body too.
I agree £2.5m is rather steep though, they need a good beating if they're willing to 'splash' that sort of money on a crap lay.
Matt_N said:
Heskey said:
Matt_N said:
Maybe we could all chip in, let one PH'er get started on her, then all of us surprise her with some bukkake action?
Sounds like a plan to me. But you fat sweaty b
ds will need to make room for us young athletic types.Anyway, Im sure she would like to be rutted by a real man, not a 'male receptionist', so thats you out!
Mean but funny.
RJJ said:
The guy whose going to pay £2.5 million needs his head checking.
You can buy a nice pad, have a nice collection of cars and still have enough money to blow on the more expensive ladies of the night and I bet they are better looking and better in bed.
Just my 2p worth.
You could probably sew a hymen into Jenna Jameson for half a bar.You can buy a nice pad, have a nice collection of cars and still have enough money to blow on the more expensive ladies of the night and I bet they are better looking and better in bed.
Just my 2p worth.
MK4 Slowride said:
Matt_N said:
Heskey said:
Matt_N said:
Maybe we could all chip in, let one PH'er get started on her, then all of us surprise her with some bukkake action?
Sounds like a plan to me. But you fat sweaty bds will need to make room for us young athletic types.Anyway, Im sure she would like to be rutted by a real man, not a 'male receptionist', so thats you out!
Mean but funny.
ker I've got a load to blow.Heskey said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Matt_N said:
Heskey said:
Matt_N said:
Maybe we could all chip in, let one PH'er get started on her, then all of us surprise her with some bukkake action?
Sounds like a plan to me. But you fat sweaty bds will need to make room for us young athletic types.Anyway, Im sure she would like to be rutted by a real man, not a 'male receptionist', so thats you out!
Mean but funny.
Id imagine that when you tell people what your job is they look at you in the same way as people do when a man tells them they're a nurse
Matt_N said:
Id imagine that when you tell people what your job is they look at you in the same way as people do when a man tells them they're a nurse
Swallow my pride here (What's left)Was at a house party not so long ago with some friends, meeting some folk they knew from Uni; the hostess gets chatting to me, very lovely, if not slightly hyperactive.
"What do you do?"
"I work"
"Oh what's your job?"
<Hesitation> "...I'm a receptionist."
I could feel myself going bright red, and I'm grinning like a moron recalling it now. Noticing my embarassment, she slumped her shoulders, knees and looked at me like you look at a puppy or newborn and went.
"Awww, that's so sweet!"
I was laughing about that for a while afterwards.
Y'all take the piss but I completely agree. It's a pussy job, it's a s
t job - But it was either this or washing pots / telesales 
Eitherway, it funds my car whilst I'm working my way onto much manlier prospects
Edited by Heskey on Thursday 15th January 15:58
MK4 Slowride said:
Matt_N said:
Heskey said:
Matt_N said:
Maybe we could all chip in, let one PH'er get started on her, then all of us surprise her with some bukkake action?
Sounds like a plan to me. But you fat sweaty bds will need to make room for us young athletic types.Anyway, Im sure she would like to be rutted by a real man, not a 'male receptionist', so thats you out!
Mean but funny.
Heskey said:
Matt_N said:
Id imagine that when you tell people what your job is they look at you in the same way as people do when a man tells them they're a nurse
Swallow my pride here (What's left)Was at a house party not so long ago with some friends, meeting some folk they knew from Uni; the hostess gets chatting to me, very lovely, if not slightly hyperactive.
"What do you do?"
"I work"
"Oh what's your job?"
<Hesitation> "...I'm a receptionist."
I could feel myself going bright red, and I'm grinning like a moron recalling it now. Noticing my embarassment, she slumped her shoulders, knees and looked at me like you look at a puppy or newborn and went.
"Awww, that's so sweet!"
I was laughing about that for a while afterwards.
Y'all take the piss but I completely agree. It's a pussy job, it's a s
t job - But it was either this or washing pots / telesales Haha thats awsome!
I just tell people I work at the MOD which gets one of 2 responces, either:
'Oooo what do you do?'
or
'Whats the MOD?'
If its the latter I usually walk off as they are too thick or if its the former I just reply 'ahh well see I can't tell you its a secret' and wink (sometimes) seems to work though
She'd have more luck if she tied a placard round her neck which read 'throw money at the dumb bh with a wonky eye, huge feet and nose that could only rival Plato's (the driver not the philosopher)'.
My male cat is a virgin - I wouldn't shag him. Not every hole is a goal, and I'd rather spend my fortune on a lady who at least looks like one. fk her.
h with a wonky eye, huge feet and nose that could only rival Plato's (the driver not the philosopher)'.My male cat is a virgin - I wouldn't shag him. Not every hole is a goal, and I'd rather spend my fortune on a lady who at least looks like one. f
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