Urdu thread

[Speckle]

I R drunk

[Sods Law]

Speckle said:

I R drunk

yes you are im tired

[Sods Law]

Ready justin case for later.......

[Blues]

Sods Law said:

Ready justin case for later.......

who needs feckin neighbours?

[Poledriver]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Good night was it?

[bmw2002]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

hth

[Lakelord]

Just felt this thread needed to be revisited

bmw2002 said:

New tpoic, but without reasunm< but cab i just say Stuart./Garlick/racing petre......wkERS

but Bedforf Rascal and I enjoyered our dinnere......JR WTF did you go? i am starving hungry....WFT iss my dinner

MODS...move this were tjhre fuuick is approiette. Someone has stolin the a on my thinymijiggy

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[john_r]

So... I guess Nigel didn't make his Board Meeting in Lincolnshire at 9am this morning?!

I'm on the way to mine at the moment, and i appear to be sweating a mix of champagne and tequila...

[nonuts]

john_r said:

I appear to be sweating a mix of champagne and tequila...

Sounds like fun

[tuscan_al]

Maybe tonight will be more fruitful

[bmw2002]

john_r said:

So... I guess Nigel didn't make his Board Meeting in Lincolnshire at 9am this morning?!

Ummmm, there was a slight logistical error this morning, but I did get there for 10am for the last 15 minutes

The oversleep was partly due to waking up in the back of a minicab nr Hungerford on the M4......he was waiting for me to tell him which junction to come off whilst I was fast asleep in the back! I think he was slightly put out when I told him to fk off when he asked for £150 fare.

And yes I too still stink of various shades of alcohol too.

[nonuts]

bmw2002 said:

I think he was slightly put out when I told him to fk off when he asked for £150 fare.

good work chap

[Robatr0n]

[Blues]

[twiglove]

Shoulda called me -I could have come and retrieved you

[bmw2002]

twiglove said:

Shoulda called me -I could have come and retrieved you

I don't think you'd appreciate me calling you at 230 in the morning pissed......but it has been known to happen once or twice

[NWVT]

OUCH lol

[NWVT]

gonetherr thedeed GIn bad gonerer neefed Moreik andfied the eitonnnnnicccc

[Sods Law]

I am ashamed to say I too sober last night to qualify, hmmmm

[Blues]

ah, now i've fkoing found you
what ios it wit hpeople, i aslk you?
you give plain and t nightsimple instructions, you neven gie advise,
do they fking listemn do tehuy dfkj

so, im pleased i mab3ed tro stya sober onoight wnad wil endeavor to doe teh dame d=tomorrow... but donlt sk stupid fking questions, ok? i'm getting fed up with henm
nihgt night