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[Andy Zarse]

anonymous said:

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That's so funny, it's almost exactly what happened to me a few years ago. One minute I'm in the back of a taxi with a daft grin on my face, coming home from a soul band, hand in hand with a gorgeous blonde I'd met there, then a couple of months later I was surprised to find myself in Ikea buying a new chest of draws. I'd run out of storage space to put all her gear as my ex-wife, The Viper, had stolen, sorry been awarded, the other four antique ones I'd possessed when we split up. Then a year after that, the girlfriend had accumulated so much junk/gear etc I had to put the seats down in my old Forester to get it all in before depositting it on her lawn one day.

She was a very funny girl, bright, intelligent, good job, funny etc but suffered terribly from The Mental, she had to push push push, everything had an aganda and ultimately it became wearisome, but I've still got a bottle of handwash that belonged to her and Tonkers comment made me laugh.

Edited by Andy Zarse on Tuesday 17th November 17:24

[A911DOM]

ShadownINja said:

Poledriver said:

I have two lady friends who have keys to my house. So far I have been lucky with their timing!

Crikey. You're brave.

No, just an eternal optimist

[st_files]

anonymous said:

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Get shot of it. Holding on to it only prolongs the effects of being exposed to The Mental.

Edited by st_files on Tuesday 17th November 17:29

[V8mate]

Poledriver said:

anonymous said:

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EFA!

Describing your perfect Christmas, eh Poley?

[Andy Zarse]

st_files said:

anonymous said:

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Get shot of it. Holding on to it only prolongs the effects of being exposed to The Mental.

Edited by st_files on Tuesday 17th November 17:29

It's okay it's been washed properly, it's just a particularly nice one which i like for some reason.

Anyway, there's plenty of The Mental out there without worrying about catching it off that. For example I met a lovely Dutch actuary on friday night in Rotterdam, she gave me a lift back to my hotel in her Cooper S. It had the 18in wheel option, and they ruinned the ride quality. Madness. I saw her again on saturday and stayed at her place. She kept cats. In an appartment, which was immaculate. And she LET THEM ON THE BED!! Insane.

[ShadownINja]

A911DOM said:

ShadownINja said:

Poledriver said:

I have two lady friends who have keys to my house. So far I have been lucky with their timing!

Crikey. You're brave.

No, just an eternal optimist

[Poledriver]

V8mate said:

Poledriver said:

anonymous said:

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EFA!

Describing your perfect Christmas, eh Poley?

I use it for protection, I've heard CVM may be in the area!

[V8mate]

Poledriver said:

V8mate said:

Poledriver said:

anonymous said:

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EFA!

Describing your perfect Christmas, eh Poley?

I use it for protection, I've heard CVM may be in the area!

Fair point; well made.

[Cara Van Man]

at this point i would usually post the Robert De Niro "I'm watching yo" picture.

I cannot be bothered.

[Poledriver]

Cara Van Man said:

at this point i would usually post the Robert De Niro "I'm watching yo" picture.

I cannot be bothered.

I'm just keeping an eye out in case of any rearguard action!

[sleep envy]

Poledriver said:

I'm just keeping an eye out in case of any rearguard action!

handy, saves you getting a crick in your neck

[Poledriver]

sleep envy said:

Poledriver said:

I'm just keeping an eye out in case of any rearguard action!

handy, saves you getting a crick in your neck

That's not what was worrying me!

[hornetrider]

Oh and fyi... its fecking drawers you bunch of 'tards!

[blindswelledrat]

anonymous said:

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Ive got one of those too.

Just to add insult to injury, I cant drive at the moment so the has also adopted my car as her own and has the gall to tell me that it needs petrol and could I fill it.

[sleep envy]

blindswelledrat said:

Just to add insult to injury, I cant drive at the moment so the has also adopted my car as her own and has the gall to tell me that it needs petrol and could I fill it.

[Smart Mart]

Well the yummy mummy at school seems to have gone off me somewhat (or maybe she was never on me). Saw each other at school this afternoon and couldn't wait to get away....

Oddly enough, after two weeks on POF, a girl has just started a decent conversation with me. Likes football, same age as me, fairly local (25-30 miles), likes the same sort of music and seems friendly. Best one yet on POF....

[V8mate]

Smart Mart said:

Oddly enough, after two weeks on POF, a girl has just started a decent conversation with me. Likes football, same age as me, fairly local (25-30 miles), likes the same sort of music and seems friendly. Best one yet on POF....

She's lying. And you're falling for it.

[Pupp]

V8mate said:

Smart Mart said:

Oddly enough, after two weeks on POF, a girl has just started a decent conversation with me. Likes football, same age as me, fairly local (25-30 miles), likes the same sort of music and seems friendly. Best one yet on POF....

She's lying. And you're falling for it.

Genuine at that... so true

[Mobile Chicane]

Pupp said:

V8mate said:

Smart Mart said:

Oddly enough, after two weeks on POF, a girl has just started a decent conversation with me. Likes football, same age as me, fairly local (25-30 miles), likes the same sort of music and seems friendly. Best one yet on POF....

She's lying. And you're falling for it.

Genuine at that... so true

Have another

[ferrisbueller]

Mobile Chicane said:

Pupp said:

V8mate said:

Smart Mart said:

Oddly enough, after two weeks on POF, a girl has just started a decent conversation with me. Likes football, same age as me, fairly local (25-30 miles), likes the same sort of music and seems friendly. Best one yet on POF....

She's lying. And you're falling for it.

Genuine at that... so true

Have another

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