MyBrainhurts is sooo old that....................

[Cara Van Man]

Inpsired by the 'oldest PHer' thread....


he was alive when Pontius was a pilot.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Wednesday 18th November 14:37

[cs02rm0]

[V8mate]

He was the first single-celled organism to divide in two.

[soad]

[catso]

His insurance company send him half a calendar...

[Cara Van Man]

Stolen from t'other thread....

MBH is so old he has tried to get laid by joining a website named Carbon-dating.com

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

MHB is so old, he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

MHB is so old, he drove a chariot to high school.

MHB is so old, he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license.

MHB is so old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

MHB is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

MHB is so old, he baby-sat Jesus.

MHB is so old, when he was in school there was no history class.

MHB is so old, when he reads the bible he reminisces.

[paulmurr]

....his first girlfriend was called Eve

[grumbledoak]

...the bats in his Belfry have Zimmer frames?

[anonymous-user]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

MHB is so old, he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

MHB is so old, he drove a chariot to high school.

MHB is so old, he's got hieroglyphics on his driver's license.

MHB is so old, he walked into an antique store and they kept him.

MHB is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

MHB is so old, he baby-sat Jesus.

MHB is so old, when he was in school there was no history class.

MHB is so old, when he reads the bible he reminisces.

Who's MHB?

Edited by reidy79 on Wednesday 18th November 14:51

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Umm....My Hurts Brain?

[zakelwe]

....is so old his Grandson was Jesus Christ.

Andy

[anonymous-user]

MBH is so old his birth certificate is in Roman Numerals

[ypauly]

MBH is so old that when he watches a porn film he thinks "fk me that bed looks comfy"

[WorAl]

.....he educated God when he was a whipper snapper

[Poledriver]

MBH is so old that.... The only childhood friend he can remember is CVM!

[crofty1984]

...He went to school with God's dad.

[911motorsport]

is so old he offers Eric MC fatherly advice

[pacman1]

MBH nursing home chat up line: "Did you break that hip when you fell from heaven?'

[Balmoral Green]

MBH is so old, he's older than me.