Ever called her someone elses name?
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After a quick flicker through the bedtime porn stories thread , i know this wont live up to it but you can get the same red faced effect!
I'll start it off ,i went to the cinema with this bird one time and tbh she was a bit simple which kind of played into my forgetfulness when she said "Do you fancie some chewing gum"? and then said oh cheers charlotte , charlotte isnt her name. I then get the look of death beaming straight into my eyes and my quick witted thinking managed to thread together a sentence about the girl who phoned me 2 min previously was called charlotte. Hook, line and sinker.
Anyone else?
I'll start it off ,i went to the cinema with this bird one time and tbh she was a bit simple which kind of played into my forgetfulness when she said "Do you fancie some chewing gum"? and then said oh cheers charlotte , charlotte isnt her name. I then get the look of death beaming straight into my eyes and my quick witted thinking managed to thread together a sentence about the girl who phoned me 2 min previously was called charlotte. Hook, line and sinker.
Anyone else?
Did this with Claire.
Just after I'd finished with Michelle. (Shell)
Valentines Day, we're off to Llandudno for a night in a hotel. (I know, I was 22 FFS).
Me - "Shell,.."
Thinks - {Oooh s
t} "Shall we stop for dinner on the way or eat when we get there?"
Claire - "Do you think I'm a fking idiot or something, you just called me Shell"
I could have died but she was okish about it and we had a good night!
Just after I'd finished with Michelle. (Shell)
Valentines Day, we're off to Llandudno for a night in a hotel. (I know, I was 22 FFS).
Me - "Shell,.."
Thinks - {Oooh s
t} "Shall we stop for dinner on the way or eat when we get there?"Claire - "Do you think I'm a f
king idiot or something, you just called me Shell"I could have died but she was okish about it and we had a good night!
earlier in the day she had basically said that she didnt like me being too friendly with this girl in work and we had an argument about it.... fast foward the evening... I decided to takae her out for a meal in a really nice excpensive restaurant to just settle the air...
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for fking Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...
I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for f
king Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
Why do you think women always say "oh god"? It's so they can't get your name wrong.
My ex always used to call me Dave for some reason
I always had a compulsion to call my ex Lucy, though 'd never been out with anyone called Lucy. Do have a female colleague called Lucy who I've always carried a bit of a torch for though
My Mum once called my ex by the wrong name, again a name that I'd never been out with, but was met with a frosty response nonetheless.
My ex always used to call me Dave for some reason
I always had a compulsion to call my ex Lucy, though 'd never been out with anyone called Lucy. Do have a female colleague called Lucy who I've always carried a bit of a torch for though
My Mum once called my ex by the wrong name, again a name that I'd never been out with, but was met with a frosty response nonetheless.
The Ben said:
earlier in the day she had basically said that she didnt like me being too friendly with this girl in work and we had an argument about it.... fast foward the evening... I decided to takae her out for a meal in a really nice excpensive restaurant to just settle the air...
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for fking Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...
I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
She had a point...me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for f
king Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
plg101 said:
The Ben said:
earlier in the day she had basically said that she didnt like me being too friendly with this girl in work and we had an argument about it.... fast foward the evening... I decided to takae her out for a meal in a really nice excpensive restaurant to just settle the air...
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for fking Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...
I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
She had a point...me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for f
king Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
The Ben said:
earlier in the day she had basically said that she didnt like me being too friendly with this girl in work and we had an argument about it.... fast foward the evening... I decided to takae her out for a meal in a really nice excpensive restaurant to just settle the air...
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for fking Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...
I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
me: What do you fancy to eat the Sarah? (Realising what I had just said)
Louise: :dead silence, still looking at the menu:
Me: Louise have you decided on anything yet, im starving...
Louise: Your hungry are you! Hungry for f
king Sarah, she burst into tears and walked out of the restaurant...I just sat there for two mins in silence wondering how I could now do a sharp harp without looking like a prick.
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