Ever called her someone elses name?
Discussion
Never done it myself, but.
A mate had the good fortune to have a wife, a mistress and a mother, all named Sue. This got him out of difficulties on many occasions, both when he and others slipped up.
My Father belonged to the same club as my Mum’s Brother. One night my Mum went to the club with her Brother and that’s how my parents met. Before the war there was a cartoon character named ‘Skinny Liz’. My Mum was nicknamed ‘Skinny Liz’.
So my Mum’s Brother introduced ‘Liz’ to my Dad called her Liz and asked her out. The relationship blossomed with Dad still calling Mum ‘Liz’ although that's not her name.
Eventually they were getting married. Dad went to the Church and put the marriage Bans up in the name of Elizabeth. Fortunately Mum saw the paperwork and got it all changed.
Otherwise the marriage would have been void, or Dad would have married Mum without knowing her name.
A mate had the good fortune to have a wife, a mistress and a mother, all named Sue. This got him out of difficulties on many occasions, both when he and others slipped up.
My Father belonged to the same club as my Mum’s Brother. One night my Mum went to the club with her Brother and that’s how my parents met. Before the war there was a cartoon character named ‘Skinny Liz’. My Mum was nicknamed ‘Skinny Liz’.
So my Mum’s Brother introduced ‘Liz’ to my Dad called her Liz and asked her out. The relationship blossomed with Dad still calling Mum ‘Liz’ although that's not her name.
Eventually they were getting married. Dad went to the Church and put the marriage Bans up in the name of Elizabeth. Fortunately Mum saw the paperwork and got it all changed.
Otherwise the marriage would have been void, or Dad would have married Mum without knowing her name.
I have only done it once, my OH and I were arguing about my friend Steph, who she was convinced I was obsessed with. Obviously during this argument I called her Steph by mistake.......
Another time though my ex called me Simon (my name is Martin). She was distraught and, even though I wasn't bothered at all, it can be said that I milked it for a bit
Another time though my ex called me Simon (my name is Martin). She was distraught and, even though I wasn't bothered at all, it can be said that I milked it for a bit
AndyAudi said:
philthy said:
"mum, dad, Elaine and I are going to get married"!
As I said it, I realised that I had used my ex-girlfriends name......
As I said it, I realised that I had used my ex-girlfriends name......
What happened next?
To this day, I will never forget my mums fixed smile....I think it began to hurt her?
Im always calling my best mates girlfriend by his ex's name. Amy and Emma, just that bit too similar i guess!
Emma didn't take it too well at first, but they've been together for 3 or so years now and she to accept that she if im around she is also called Amy
I got on well with his Amy, the ex, but the break was quite messy and there was a lot of discussion about her, which is probably why the name sticks.
I bumped into Amy the other week though, whilst eating out with my girlfriend. Problem was i called her Emma, and had to explain who Emma was
This also reminds me of when i'm trying to get off the phone.
My gf always seems to hang on the line chatting about fairly pointless or random stuff after the main point of the call has been conveyed.
I usually reply with "yes"... "yes"... "yeah"... "yep"..."ok darling".... "alright"... "i love you too".. "bye"... *click*
I found myself trying to get off the phone at work the other day, having ordering some IT kit from an account manager i speak to several times a week and usually have a good chat with... "thanks, cheers"... "alright"... "i love you, bye"... "oh f
k did i just say that?" 
Emma didn't take it too well at first, but they've been together for 3 or so years now and she to accept that she if im around she is also called Amy
I got on well with his Amy, the ex, but the break was quite messy and there was a lot of discussion about her, which is probably why the name sticks.
I bumped into Amy the other week though, whilst eating out with my girlfriend. Problem was i called her Emma, and had to explain who Emma was
This also reminds me of when i'm trying to get off the phone.
My gf always seems to hang on the line chatting about fairly pointless or random stuff after the main point of the call has been conveyed.
I usually reply with "yes"... "yes"... "yeah"... "yep"..."ok darling".... "alright"... "i love you too".. "bye"... *click*
I found myself trying to get off the phone at work the other day, having ordering some IT kit from an account manager i speak to several times a week and usually have a good chat with... "thanks, cheers"... "alright"... "i love you, bye"... "oh f
k did i just say that?" My Ex's first hubby was called John and I have it on good authority they used to have really bad rows.
It was fairly rare we would argue and I'm not the sort to get angry, I just laugh at her and it would make her go mental and she would say, 'look John..........' and I would just look at her and just say 'Who do you think you are arguing with? The look on her face when it sunk in was priceless
It was fairly rare we would argue and I'm not the sort to get angry, I just laugh at her and it would make her go mental and she would say, 'look John..........' and I would just look at her and just say 'Who do you think you are arguing with? The look on her face when it sunk in was priceless
Bring out your dead
I'm glad to see i am not alone in this, nothing like searching pistonheads to make you feel better.
I accidently told my girlfriend (Dani) "I love you, Jo (ex-girlfriend)" as we were going to sleep last night.
I feel pretty bad because it's obviously really upset her. How the hell did any of you redeem yourself?
I'm glad to see i am not alone in this, nothing like searching pistonheads to make you feel better.
I accidently told my girlfriend (Dani) "I love you, Jo (ex-girlfriend)" as we were going to sleep last night.
I feel pretty bad because it's obviously really upset her. How the hell did any of you redeem yourself?
srebbe64 said:
Vixpy1 said:
Bob
Its a long story
when we met his OH, we called her john, so much so that he started doing it as well, and she was introduced as john to people she hadn't met before. they went out for 2 years and i can't for the life of me remember her real name.
When I first took my first-wife-to-be, Sarah, up to meet the family, I introduced her to my sister, Tracey, by saying "Tracey, this is Sharon."
When I tried to explain that it was the whole "Sharon and Tracey" thing that had confused me, that somehow seemed to make it worse as neither really relished being likened to "The Fat Slags".
Boy, did I pay for that one.
When I tried to explain that it was the whole "Sharon and Tracey" thing that had confused me, that somehow seemed to make it worse as neither really relished being likened to "The Fat Slags".
Boy, did I pay for that one.
Cock Womble said:
When I first took my first-wife-to-be, Sarah, up to meet the family, I introduced her to my sister, Tracey, by saying "Tracey, this is Sharon."
When I tried to explain that it was the whole "Sharon and Tracey" thing that had confused me, that somehow seemed to make it worse as neither really relished being likened to "The Fat Slags".
Boy, did I pay for that one.
When I tried to explain that it was the whole "Sharon and Tracey" thing that had confused me, that somehow seemed to make it worse as neither really relished being likened to "The Fat Slags".
Boy, did I pay for that one.
That's priceless.
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