Does this beat the wing'd horse?
Does this beat the wing'd horse?
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rhinochopig

17,932 posts

227 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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anonymous said:
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I've just browsed that link - The Tony Hadley Fabergé pineapple was hilarious.

Steve_W

1,570 posts

206 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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That Bradford lot are great - and they're international! smile

There's a German site; and one for Australia too which features the clock every Aussie PH'er should own:

The Peter Brock cuckoo clock

whitechief

4,432 posts

224 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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fathomfive said:
Does anyone have a picture of the Viz Little Ted West doll?

Digga

48,155 posts

312 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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AJS- said:
Two pages of Elvis tat. The Viz ones are great, but that stuff is so bad it's hard to parody.



Still makes me laugh though. From "The Vermin Mint."
IMHO the undisputed King of ironic, faux tat.

Viz said:
The base is decorated with genuine Egyptian heiroglyphics taken from the pyramid of Tutankhamun. They recount the ancient curse "Your home is at risk if you do not keep up the repayments on this st".
:roflo:


Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Vermin Mint small print said:
Tick here to pay an extra £10
and also said:
Please send off your money now before a 10 year old glue sniffer posing as a gas man beats us to it
Bloody brilliant! rofl


AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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And of course...



The people's urchin

rofl

Still haven't found No. 22 st Street

Digga

48,155 posts

312 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Morningside said:
This is a gem:

Product description said:
Visitor Induction Cabin
Currently visitors can enter homes without any training or protective clothing. This is obviously unsafe, particularly because most accidents happen in the home.
Our visitor induction cabins can save lives.
Each cabin comes complete with 15 minute safety induction video and written test to check each visitor has understood it. Also includes appropriate safety clothing.
(note does not include biohazard level 4 clothing for homes infected by swine flu).
rofl

Morningside

24,147 posts

258 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Digga said:
Morningside said:
This is a gem:

Product description said:
Visitor Induction Cabin
Currently visitors can enter homes without any training or protective clothing. This is obviously unsafe, particularly because most accidents happen in the home.
Our visitor induction cabins can save lives.
Each cabin comes complete with 15 minute safety induction video and written test to check each visitor has understood it. Also includes appropriate safety clothing.
(note does not include biohazard level 4 clothing for homes infected by swine flu).
rofl
I want this one:


"Discover the power of electricity with a simple experiment"


Tim Hunkin strikes again

Stupidlikeafox

794 posts

207 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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AJS- said:
Still haven't found No. 22 st Street

tuscaneer

7,985 posts

254 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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sorry,beaten to it.

Edited by tuscaneer on Wednesday 26th May 12:21

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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AJS- said:
And of course...
clap That's the baby! Woohoo!

tuscaneer

7,985 posts

254 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Sebo

2,179 posts

255 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Zod said:
I guessed that www.bradford.co.uk was the address for the (once great, now appalling) city, but I was very wrong. Here is a hoard of extraordinary tat:

http://www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/info/p2...
Just clicked the link. OMFG, that is amazing. Hideous, but amazing.

AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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tuscaneer said:
Arrest Free Piss in any shop door way. Genius.

Reload

1,530 posts

203 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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AJS- said:
tuscaneer said:
Arrest Free Piss in any shop door way. Genius.
The line underneath it is best:

"Howay man. The bearer of this flyer has done fk all. Friggin leave him alone. What's he ever done t'you eh? Y' think y' rock cos y' wear that friggin hat!"

AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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That Seriously Solutions is a great site.



And I can't seem to post images. Grr

Edited by AJS- on Wednesday 26th May 14:15

tuscaneer

7,985 posts

254 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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AJS- said:
tuscaneer said:
Arrest Free Piss in any shop door way. Genius.
i quite like "50% off a fking good kicking off ANY bouncer"

Zod

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35,295 posts

287 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Morningside said:
I want this one:


"Discover the power of electricity with a simple experiment"
I tried this when I was six in the hope it would turn me into a superhero. It felt unpleasant, so I quickly let go. I was wearing rubber-soled shoes.

Ikemi

8,610 posts

234 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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From the Bradford site:



Wrong, so wrong ... hehe

neneromanovagirl

27 posts

214 months

Wednesday 26th May 2010
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Ikemi said:
From the Bradford site:



Wrong, so wrong ... hehe
Why's that wrong?