Classic threads from other forums

[mybrainhurts]

FraserLFA said:

mybrainhurts said:

I've got the hor, but she won't lick...

You're not paying enough. Or so i'm lead to believe...

She's had a ham sandwich, what more can she want..? I mean...

[Papa Hotel]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

No, no, no...

CorsaOwner said:

I agree with your point, but the car is a little quicker than the standard SXi and so I felt the SRi badges were appropriate. It only carries 1 person, Me. It has no extra weight in the car, all glove compartments, cubby holes and the boot is empty. The rear exhaust may or may not add power. It has only ever run on Optimax, I know you get more boost out if this fuel on bigger engined cars but every little helps. The tyres are always inflated to 38 PSI to give extra grip and less tyre slouch. Often I put the rear seats flat, this reduces weight.

No mention of centrifugal force there. And do the badges make it quicker too? I'd have thought removing them would make the car both more aerodynamic and lighter... it all adds up!

We shouldn't start this debate again though. Cracking thread!

[AdeTuono]

Bloodninja raised a few smiles, IIRC...

http://www.bloodninja.org/

[911motorsport]

AdeTuono said:

Bloodninja raised a few smiles, IIRC...

http://www.bloodninja.org/

Quote:

chexMix: I am becoming the hulk
chexMix: My clothes rip.. yes, the ones on the floor .. as I am naked...
chexMix: they rip because I am so strong

[limpsfield]

911motorsport said:

From Clive in Men's Health:

My body is better than Daniel Craig's

What a bizarre thread and forum. I thought there were some odd balls on PH but that place is full of them. I was waiting for all the closet doors to be thrust open.

BEEFCAKE!

[Nickyboy]

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got-married-la...

[RobFerrari]

Nickyboy said:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got-married-la...

I remember this one from ages ago! Haven't seen it in years...

[Taita]

WARNING YOUR EVENING IS OVER IF YOU OPEN THIS.

Especially http://www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/post45661

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/

[dome]

Has anyone seen this one yet?

Pull up a pew and enjoy the mental...

http://forums.carm.org/vbb/showthread.php?46630-Di...

[Adz The Rat]

Taita said:

WARNING YOUR EVENING IS OVER IF YOU OPEN THIS.

Especially http://www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/post45661

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/drugs/

Some brilliant stuff on there

[johnnywgk]

Thanks Mr E Driver, Vx220 link has just taken me 4 hours to get to page 37,
ok i'm very drunk, and struggle to read quick. Thank god i bgot a lay in tomorrow. Anyone who aint seen it, do it, it's one of the best thread ever.

Night night.

[Mr E Driver]

The thing with the VX220 thread is it starts to go wrong for the OP within a couple of posts and as it goes on he starts telling more lies to cover the first lies and as different posters catch him out he posts more lies making it worse!
Then somebody posts the videos which make it funnier but if you have been skip reading it you will miss the point of them.
You really need a spare couple of hours to get through it but well worth it.


Not a thread but one of the scariest videos.........Stupid Rednecks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fsgs49r8U

[johnnywgk]

Great! Just woke up, and cant remember much about last night.

Oh well, back to page one, lol.

[Benni]

How about that thread on football 365 where the guy posted that his girlfriend wanted to insert
a dill do in him where the sun don´t shine (and it really happened)?

[Rollcage]

I can't provide a link, but there was a very funny thread on a football forum where a poster was complaining that the club had sold his season ticket seat to someone else.

[Fun Bus]

I remember that, very funny because the OP just didn't see why it had happened despite being a legitimate reason. I can't remember the football now - Peterborough was it?

Think I'll have a Google too as worth a read.

[anonymous-user]

Fun Bus said:

I remember that, very funny because the OP just didn't see why it had happened despite being a legitimate reason. I can't remember the football now - Peterborough was it?

Think I'll have a Google too as worth a read.

Milwall IIRC

[anonymous-user]

Rollcage said:

I can't provide a link, but there was a very funny thread on a football forum where a poster was complaining that the club had sold his season ticket seat to someone else.

http://www.hof.org.uk/showthread.php?t=2403

Though I fking HATE forums that make you register just to read threads

[oobster]

Nickyboy said:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got-married-la...

Is that where one of the original 'Nom Nom' pics came from?

[LukeBird]

oobster said:

Nickyboy said:

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f95/i-got-married-la...

Is that where one of the original 'Nom Nom' pics came from?

I think it was.
It was at least the first time I had seen one!

The one that 'did the rounds' was the one where he's helping her put a twinky in her mouth (Steady! )