Sean Connery Joke (Vol 6)
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Isnt Monty python great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
blindswelledrat said:
Isnt Monty python great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
Sorry about that BSR, I didn't realise how it would be viewed by others.Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
I suppose it may come over as a bit old fashioned but really, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
blindswelledrat said:
Isnt Monty python great.
Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
I don't get it. That's a terrible joke. Where's the punch line?Its amazing how it remains hilarious and never gets tedious.
Even observing non-comedians typing the words from it for hours on end is simply wonderful entertainment.
I imagine some might argue that it is just painful, almost akin to watching children pretending to be teletubbies whilst rocking thier own faeces as though its a baby, but they'd be wrong. Its great.
Oh! right. Thats sarcasm, right? Go on, tell me. It is isn't?
PoleDriver said:
I suppose it may come over as a bit old fashioned but really, I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition!
ON a serious note- Monty Python IS funny. ANyone who claims otherwise is a liar.Surely, surely you can see that two people just repeating lines from it ad infinitum is not the same as watching it though?
Anyway, a joke to keep this about jokes:
Statistics claim that one in twenty of us live next door to a paedophole.
Not me - I live next door to a stunning twelve year old with great tits.
IM getting my coat.
Vipers said:
An Eskimo builds kyaks for a living, and before he sells them, he takes them out for a test drive.
During one really bitter winter his feet are really really cold, , so he decides to install a small parafin heater in the kyak to keep his feet warm, well on the next test drive, he hits some rather choppy water, the heater falls over, the parafin spills and the kyak catches fire.
The kyak of course burns to a crisp and the eskimo drowns.
It just goes to show you cant "Have your kyak and heat it". ....... Hope you work this out guys.
At last a joke During one really bitter winter his feet are really really cold, , so he decides to install a small parafin heater in the kyak to keep his feet warm, well on the next test drive, he hits some rather choppy water, the heater falls over, the parafin spills and the kyak catches fire.
The kyak of course burns to a crisp and the eskimo drowns.
It just goes to show you cant "Have your kyak and heat it". ....... Hope you work this out guys.
blindswelledrat said:
ON a serious note- Monty Python IS funny. ANyone who claims otherwise is a liar.
Surely, surely you can see that two people just repeating lines from it ad infinitum is not the same as watching it though?
Anyway, a joke to keep this about jokes:
Statistics claim that one in twenty of us live next door to a paedophole.
Not me - I live next door to a stunning twelve year old with great tits.
IM getting my coat.
Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time?Surely, surely you can see that two people just repeating lines from it ad infinitum is not the same as watching it though?
Anyway, a joke to keep this about jokes:
Statistics claim that one in twenty of us live next door to a paedophole.
Not me - I live next door to a stunning twelve year old with great tits.
IM getting my coat.
OlberJ said:
Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time?
YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere?Odd thing to say.
If you think that telling a joke that you didn't make up yourself is 'just like' pretending to be the cast of Monty Python and re-enacting episodes from it then you are frankly weird.
Not a joke per se, but I remembered I'd had a submission to urban dictionary accepted, which I was quite happy about.
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blindswelledrat said:
OlberJ said:
Just like seeing one grumpy man re-type a joke, that a comedian told, that was funny at the time?
If you think that telling a joke that you didn't make up yourself is 'just like' pretending to be the cast of Monty Python and re-enacting episodes from it then you are frankly weird. blindswelledrat said:
YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere?
Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere. JonRB said:
blindswelledrat said:
YOu are aware that every joke on here has come from somewhere right? THey have an origin therefore have been told before somewhere?
Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere. 
RJonRB said:
Your first statement is obviously correct. Your second is flawed as it presupposes that not a single joke, quip or witty comment was original work by the poster and that every one of them posted here is merely copied from elsewhere.
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