The silliest thing you convinced someone to do ?
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Two that spring to mind for me.
The first was when my Cousin, who was about 24 at the time, had a few days work on the Isle of Wight.
I had asked him to phone me when he got to Porstmouth and when he did, i asked, rather convincingly, wether
he had his passport with him as being an Island he would need it.
Got him bigtime and as his Ferry was due in 30 minutes i told him to walk into the Terminal and ask if they could
phone his parents to get a copy faxed through.
Then last year i got him again while has was working for me.
Sent him to Travis Perkins with a list of odds and ends and added a Gallon of blue steam....which he asked for !!!
The first was when my Cousin, who was about 24 at the time, had a few days work on the Isle of Wight.
I had asked him to phone me when he got to Porstmouth and when he did, i asked, rather convincingly, wether
he had his passport with him as being an Island he would need it.
Got him bigtime and as his Ferry was due in 30 minutes i told him to walk into the Terminal and ask if they could
phone his parents to get a copy faxed through.
Then last year i got him again while has was working for me.
Sent him to Travis Perkins with a list of odds and ends and added a Gallon of blue steam....which he asked for !!!
GALLARDOGUY said:
Buy a TVR!
Bang out of order!I suppose mine is when I told my missus it would really turn me on if she put her nose between my toes during foreplay.
Best bit was when she said (not being able to breathe through her nose, for added hilarity!) "I can't see what you're getting out of this"
Champions League final this year, in a pub near Stamford Bridge. Saw a fire extinguisher in the corner and as the game went to a penalty shoot out, thought about letting it off should we win. But there was cctv and I didn't fancy the hassle that might go with it. So I went up to the nearest drunken fool and said, pointing to the corner, "I wouldn't have left that extinguisher out tonight if I was the owner!"
Job done!
When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off!
Job done!
When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off!
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Champions League final this year, in a pub near Stamford Bridge. Saw a fire extinguisher in the corner and as the game went to a penalty shoot out, thought about letting it off should we win. But there was cctv and I didn't fancy the hassle that might go with it. So I went up to the nearest drunken fool and said, pointing to the corner, "I wouldn't have left that extinguisher out tonight if I was the owner!"
Job done!
When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off!
So cruel, and yet so funny!Job done!
When all calmed down police arrived and he was carted off!
I posted this one in the experients as a child thread but it's worth repeating :-
An old friend of mine was convinced into attempting to fit one of those giant gobstoppers fully into his mouth.
After much struggling it popped behind his teeth.
Cue spoons used as tyre levers in an attempt to remove it bit it was a very, very tight fit.
TBH i was worried he might choke or something but with the help of warm water it popped out about 45 mins later.
An old friend of mine was convinced into attempting to fit one of those giant gobstoppers fully into his mouth.
After much struggling it popped behind his teeth.
Cue spoons used as tyre levers in an attempt to remove it bit it was a very, very tight fit.
TBH i was worried he might choke or something but with the help of warm water it popped out about 45 mins later.
Years ago there was a massive pile of horse s
t in the road outside my house. So with my brother being about 6 years old and rather gullible, I told him to stand next to it knowing full well there was a car coming. Needless to say the car went through it and sprayed my brother from head to foot in st. I still to this day can't understand why he thought anything good was gonna come out of standing there.
t in the road outside my house. So with my brother being about 6 years old and rather gullible, I told him to stand next to it knowing full well there was a car coming. Needless to say the car went through it and sprayed my brother from head to foot in st. I still to this day can't understand why he thought anything good was gonna come out of standing there.I assured my friend that he could jump over a 5ft high wooden fence though he only had 6ft of run up, he'd used up 4ft of run up before he realized he was never going to make it, 1 ft later he realized he was never going to stop in time so went for a 2 feet jump
the hole in the fence was almost his exact shape
its hard to run away when you're in stitches of laughter
the hole in the fence was almost his exact shape
its hard to run away when you're in stitches of laughter
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