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[a tape of Ned's childhood. Young Ned hits a little boy]
Ned Flanders: I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Pruneface!
[He hits a little girl]
Ned Flanders: Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy!
[He hits another little boy]
Ned Flanders: Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick...
[Dr. Foster rushes over]
Dr. Foster: Stop that at once!
I only just got that one! Well, it's on 4 currently, you see.
Ned Flanders: I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Pruneface!
[He hits a little girl]
Ned Flanders: Now I'm Pruneface! Take that, Dick Tracy!
[He hits another little boy]
Ned Flanders: Now I'm Prune Tracy! Take that, Dick...
[Dr. Foster rushes over]
Dr. Foster: Stop that at once!
I only just got that one! Well, it's on 4 currently, you see.
te too, no charm or humour at all.Ok strange thing to post, but if your a Simpsons fan its worth a quick read. This was also mentioned in The Times today.
RIP Marge.
Groening, Margaret Ruth 94 March 23, 1919 - April 22, 2013
Margaret Groening died peacefully in her sleep on April 22, 2013, in Portland.
Born Margaret Wiggum on March 23, 1919, in Chisolm, Minn., Margaret was 94 years old. Margaret's parents, Matt and Ingeborg Wiggum, met on the boat coming to America from Norway. They settled in Everett, Wash., where the paper mill "smelled like money," and Matt worked as a machinist. As high school valedictorian and Miss Everett, Margaret's highest honor was being named May Queen of Linfield College. She graduated from Linfield in 1941 and married classmate Homer Groening, whom she chose because he made her laugh the most. Margaret taught high school English before starting a family, and her love of language was apparent in the many Double-Crostics she completed (in ink). Margaret and Homer supported the Oregon Symphony, the Portland Trail Blazers and many local yarn shops (Margaret was a talented needlework artist). Besides Homer, Margaret was preceded in death by her oldest daughter, Patty, who died in Jan., 2013. She is survived by her brother, Arnold; her children, Mark, Matt, Lisa and Maggie; eight grandchildren; and two great-grandchildren. The family thanks the wonderful caregivers from Visiting Angels and the hospice nurses from Housecall Providers. Special appreciation also goes to loyal friend, Grace Clark.
Published in The Oregonian on May 6, 2013
RIP Marge.
Groening, Margaret Ruth 94 March 23, 1919 - April 22, 2013
Margaret Groening died peacefully in her sleep on April 22, 2013, in Portland.
Born Margaret Wiggum on March 23, 1919, in Chisolm, Minn., Margaret was 94 years old. Margaret's parents, Matt and Ingeborg Wiggum, met on the boat coming to America from Norway. They settled in Everett, Wash., where the paper mill "smelled like money," and Matt worked as a machinist. As high school valedictorian and Miss Everett, Margaret's highest honor was being named May Queen of Linfield College. She graduated from Linfield in 1941 and married classmate Homer Groening, whom she chose because he made her laugh the most. Margaret taught high school English before starting a family, and her love of language was apparent in the many Double-Crostics she completed (in ink). Margaret and Homer supported the Oregon Symphony, the Portland Trail Blazers and many local yarn shops (Margaret was a talented needlework artist). Besides Homer, Margaret was preceded in death by her oldest daughter, Patty, who died in Jan., 2013. She is survived by her brother, Arnold; her children, Mark, Matt, Lisa and Maggie; eight grandchildren; and two great-grandchildren. The family thanks the wonderful caregivers from Visiting Angels and the hospice nurses from Housecall Providers. Special appreciation also goes to loyal friend, Grace Clark.
Published in The Oregonian on May 6, 2013
Thanks for sharingakaRob said:
My favourite is when homer is trying to get an unpleasent letter he sent to Mr Burns back from the Post Office.
Homer (with his idea of a posh voice): Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I belive you have a letter for me?
Post Office Clerk: Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
Montgomery Burns: [very badly disguised with a fake moustache] Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away.Homer (with his idea of a posh voice): Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I belive you have a letter for me?
Post Office Clerk: Ok Mr Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.
Montgomery Burns: [to himself] Yes, that'll do.
Montgomery Burns: [back to Mayor Quimby] Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Waylon Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks.
nelly1 said:
Montgomery Burns: [very badly disguised with a fake moustache] Hello, my name is Mr. Snrub. And I come from, uh... someplace far away.
Montgomery Burns: [to himself] Yes, that'll do.
Montgomery Burns: [back to Mayor Quimby] Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Waylon Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks.
Montgomery Burns: [to himself] Yes, that'll do.
Montgomery Burns: [back to Mayor Quimby] Anyway, I say we invest that money back in the nuclear plant.
Waylon Smithers: I like the way Snrub thinks.
Marge: Hmmmm Homer, of all the crazy ideas you've had, this one ranks somewhere in the middle. You're 38 years old, you don't know how to box, and you haven't gotten any exercise since grade school. Before you even consider this I insist you consult a doctor.
Homer: No problemo.
Marge: A COMPETENT doctor!
Homer: D'oh!
Dr Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon
Marge: Hmmmmm that's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
Dr Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as 'Homer Simpson Syndrome'
Homer: Oh, why me?
Dr Hibbert: Don’t worry, it’s quite beneficial. Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one-eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It’s almost as if you’re wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2-by-4, without ever knocking you down.
Homer: No problemo.
Marge: A COMPETENT doctor!
Homer: D'oh!
Dr Hibbert: Well, sir, you more than meet every one of this state's requirements to box, wrestle or be shot out of a cannon
Marge: Hmmmmm that's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks.
Dr Hibbert: You have an absolutely unique genetic condition known as 'Homer Simpson Syndrome'
Homer: Oh, why me?
Dr Hibbert: Don’t worry, it’s quite beneficial. Your brain is cushioned by a layer of fluid one-eighth of an inch thicker than normal. It’s almost as if you’re wearing a football helmet inside your own head. Why, I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2-by-4, without ever knocking you down.
Dr Hibbert, "so homer would you like the wizard bong or the skull bong".
Same episode, Homer laying in bed with Marge surrounded by crows speaks in a sinister voice, " Its a murder of crows marge..... a murder....."
Also love the episode with Homer trying to find out what the "j" in his name stood for, And accidentally making sure half of springfield was high on peyote juice whilst trying to freak them out to the tune of uptown girl.
Same episode, Homer laying in bed with Marge surrounded by crows speaks in a sinister voice, " Its a murder of crows marge..... a murder....."
Also love the episode with Homer trying to find out what the "j" in his name stood for, And accidentally making sure half of springfield was high on peyote juice whilst trying to freak them out to the tune of uptown girl.
evilmunkey said:
Dr Hibbert, "so homer would you like the wizard bong or the skull bong".
Same episode, Homer laying in bed with Marge surrounded by crows speaks in a sinister voice, " Its a murder of crows marge..... a murder....."
Also love the episode with Homer trying to find out what the "j" in his name stood for, And accidentally making sure half of springfield was high on peyote juice whilst trying to freak them out to the tune of uptown girl.
Homer, I got your Dockets. 46 waist with the balloon seat! Same episode, Homer laying in bed with Marge surrounded by crows speaks in a sinister voice, " Its a murder of crows marge..... a murder....."
Also love the episode with Homer trying to find out what the "j" in his name stood for, And accidentally making sure half of springfield was high on peyote juice whilst trying to freak them out to the tune of uptown girl.
love that episode
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