One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
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The chap behind me in traffic last night had his satnav on the windscreen in front of his face. My instant thought was "here is a t
t who is going to run in to the back of me" although "knob" would have taken less time to think.
I changed lanes so I could follow him instead, which was much more entertaining.
t who is going to run in to the back of me" although "knob" would have taken less time to think.I changed lanes so I could follow him instead, which was much more entertaining.
So far today:
Men with umbrellas (man up, FFS, it's sprinkled water)
Someone with a cigarette tucked behind their ear, especially in an office. You're NOT Kenickie.
The fat woman sitting opposite me who has already broken one chair today and is on her way to breaking another. I say fat. I mean fking spilling out everywhere. Like a 30 stone lump of melted plasticine.
My idiotic director, who in his efforts to use abbreviations and mgmt-babble to sound clever and justify his salary, has completely forgotten what one of his key abbreviations is, and has given 2 different meanings to 2 different people.
Men with umbrellas (man up, FFS, it's sprinkled water)
Someone with a cigarette tucked behind their ear, especially in an office. You're NOT Kenickie.
The fat woman sitting opposite me who has already broken one chair today and is on her way to breaking another. I say fat. I mean f
king spilling out everywhere. Like a 30 stone lump of melted plasticine. My idiotic director, who in his efforts to use abbreviations and mgmt-babble to sound clever and justify his salary, has completely forgotten what one of his key abbreviations is, and has given 2 different meanings to 2 different people.
Just leaving this one here (nothing to do with me I add, just stumbled on it from links on the motorbike thread above)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPOJzxqT9Cc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPOJzxqT9Cc
Pulliptears said:
Just leaving this one here (nothing to do with me I add, just stumbled on it from links on the motorbike thread above)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPOJzxqT9Cc
Serious radgehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPOJzxqT9Cc
scarble said:
OpulentBob said:
Men with umbrellas (man up, FFS, it's sprinkled water)
Seriously?Should we all wear loin cloths too?
Only places an umbrella is acceptable are at the beach, fishing, or in a drink.
OpulentBob said:
scarble said:
OpulentBob said:
Men with umbrellas (man up, FFS, it's sprinkled water)
Seriously?Should we all wear loin cloths too?
Only places an umbrella is acceptable are at the beach, fishing, or in a drink.
So...
You won't carry an umbrella in the rain but you would happily stand holding a cocktail?
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