The thread in which PHers reveal tenuous links to famous people.

[Steely4WD]

My Mrs sister walks Lisa Stansfields dogs for her

[Fishtigua]

Steely4WD said:

My Mrs sister walks Lisa Stansfields dogs for her

I used to fancy the pants off of her as a teenager.
What are her puppies like now?

[tobinen]

I once gave directions to Jeffrey Archer

Mates and I stayed at the same hotel in Cancun as the drummer from Marillion, can't remember his name but had a few beers together. His Mrs was very nice

[Steely4WD]

Fishtigua said:

I used to fancy the pants off of her as a teenager.
What are her puppies like now?

A little too small and hairy for my liking!!

[Papa Hotel]

Fishtigua said:

Steely4WD said:

My Mrs sister walks Lisa Stansfields dogs for her

I used to fancy the pants off of her as a teenager.
What are her puppies like now?

I'd like to stroke her spaniel's ears.

[Alex]

The parents of UKIP's national campaign manager live two doors up from me.

[Alex]

Moose Harris, who was the bass player for New Model Army at the time, slept on my sofa once.

[benjj]

I had a piss next to Rick Moranis in a restaurant in NY.

Yes, I did see his cock. It was of quite a decent length and girth. Good on the little feller.

[Life Saab Itch]

Steely4WD said:

My Mrs sister walks Lisa Stansfields dogs for her

Ask her to have a look in her freezer.

That should kill or confirm an internet rumour.

[EvoDelta]

DWS said:

Does she do the Dutch anouncements? If so she has taught me, onmy numerous transits through Schipol, the following:

"roken is niet toegestaan"

which is the only Dutch I know.

Haha. No she does the English recordings. Not bad for a Dutch bird who only lived in the UK 8 years.

[DWS]

EvoDelta said:

DWS said:

Does she do the Dutch anouncements? If so she has taught me, onmy numerous transits through Schipol, the following:

"roken is niet toegestaan"

which is the only Dutch I know.

Haha. No she does the English recordings. Not bad for a Dutch bird who only lived in the UK 8 years.

Bugger! That would have been my only claim as a "Tenuous" link to a famous person

[anonymous-user]

I have the centre piece from the steering wheel of the underwater Lotus Esprit from the James Bond film The Spy Who Loved Me.

I am therefore connected to James Bond, Roger Moore and Barbara Bach

[mikeveal]

Steely4WD said:

My Mrs sister walks Lisa Stansfields dogs for her

Has she (Lisa, not your OH's sister) found her baby yet?
Part of me thinks; "Awww, poor love." the other part of me thinks she should not have been so bloody careless in the first place.

[Emeye]

My sister-in-law's bezza mate is the daughter of Valerie Leon who was a very brief Bond girl in the Spy Who Loved Me and had a bigger part in Never Say Never Again, along with being in lots of Hammer films and Carry On Films.

She's the one on the left below, and I've never met her but suspect she isn't as fit as she was:

[EvoDelta]

Emeye said:

My sister-in-law's bezza mate is the daughter of Valerie Leon who was a very brief Bond girl in the Spy Who Loved Me and had a bigger part in Never Say Never Again, along with being in lots of Hammer films and Carry On Films.

She's the one on the left below, and I've never met her but suspect she isn't as fit as she was:

Not quite:

[Tango13]

I used to work with Bono's cousin. The family were taking the piss out of his lack of stature and platform shoes long before Harry Enfield et al started.

I used to work with a chap who used to work with Paul Young, by all accounts he was a pretty useful manual miller before his singing career took off.

[MarshPhantom]

Guest's at weddings I have been to include Lee Sharpe and Geoffrey Palmer. My cousin got married in the church next to Jeffrey Archer's house.

[MarshPhantom]

I know someone who is a DJ on Kiss FM.

[HA51EMT]

Boothby Graffoe follows me on Twitter and I helped fund his last album.

[MarshPhantom]

HA51EMT said:

Boothby Graffoe

That's a name I haven't heard in some time.