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Catching up watching the semi finals on iPlayer. God there are some howlers! 
Hopefully they get through. 
Mostly dull power ballads by plastic birds in white dresses. Hope the rapping spacemen get through, that was quite nuts. Was intrigued by the bird (in a white dress
) being carried to the stage by that f
king huge viking. Song didn't live up to the intro though. 
I didn't realise there was that much sun in Ireland. He looks like a fricking Oompah-loompah! 
As for Serbias costumes WT juddering F!!!! 
Quite a few of the contestants seem to have won their countries 'The Voice' compo. Maybe this is punishment?
Oh dear, I quite liked Latvias dreadful effort! Bat-st mental is strong in the Finland entry! 
Yay! Malta has a uke! Working in IT Cute song. 
Ooh Bulgaria is stuck in the 80s with that mullet!
Dreadful attempt too!
Got to get up horribly early so that's if for me. See y'all tomorrow
Hopefully they get through. Mostly dull power ballads by plastic birds in white dresses. Hope the rapping spacemen get through, that was quite nuts. Was intrigued by the bird (in a white dress
) being carried to the stage by that fking huge viking. Song didn't live up to the intro though. I didn't realise there was that much sun in Ireland. He looks like a fricking Oompah-loompah! As for Serbias costumes WT juddering F!!!! Quite a few of the contestants seem to have won their countries 'The Voice' compo. Maybe this is punishment?
Oh dear, I quite liked Latvias dreadful effort!
Bat-st mental is strong in the Finland entry! Yay! Malta has a uke! Working in IT
Cute song. Ooh Bulgaria is stuck in the 80s with that mullet!
Dreadful attempt too!Got to get up horribly early so that's if for me. See y'all tomorrow
LuS1fer said:
Symbolica said:
Does anybody else actually quite like our song? 
Possibly for the first time ever.
We'll still bomb though.
No. I quite like Humpty's last year but this is as bland a song as was ever penned and a definite nul pointer. Give me Boom-Bang-A-Bang any day of the week. Possibly for the first time ever.We'll still bomb though.
Are we now trying to lose or what? Or have we finally turned the tables on the annual 'we hate Grande-Bretagne' conference, and are now opting to blatantly take the piss out of the event like the rest have been doing for the past decade?
What a fuc*ing ridiculous waste of valuable time, electricity and oxygen the whole affair is. It's supposed to demonstrate friendship, harmony and goodwill between European countries through friendly competition.
What it succeeds in doing is showing just how openly biased, spiteful and divided most of Europe still is, and it's probably the best advert UKIP could have ever wished for.
(And no, I'm not a UKIP voter, but after tonight's voting, I'm sure there's a few who will be)
I was very disappointed the Montenegran dubstep spacemen didnt make it, but at least we have the Greek bazouki-ska for the bastst mental tonight. There are a lot of strong songs and of course there is no way on this planet ,or any other, that our Bonnie will win, but with all the former Soviet countries through , maybe that block vote will be dispersed this year(or maybe they will all vote for Russia under threat of invasion.)
And lots of scandinavian countries too,so that block may spread. No FYR countries(including bloody Montenegro!)so who can they vote for?Probably Romania
But 1 thing is for sure,no fker will vote for us!
I reckon Denmark,the current favourite, but I am strangely drawn to the Dutch
t mental tonight. There are a lot of strong songs and of course there is no way on this planet ,or any other, that our Bonnie will win, but with all the former Soviet countries through , maybe that block vote will be dispersed this year(or maybe they will all vote for Russia under threat of invasion.)And lots of scandinavian countries too,so that block may spread. No FYR countries(including bloody Montenegro!)so who can they vote for?Probably Romania
But 1 thing is for sure,no f
ker will vote for us!I reckon Denmark,the current favourite, but I am strangely drawn to the Dutch
kowalski655 said:
I was very disappointed the Montenegran dubstep spacemen didnt make it, but at least we have the Greek bazouki-ska for the bastst mental tonight. There are a lot of strong songs and of course there is no way on this planet ,or any other, that our Bonnie will win, but with all the former Soviet countries through , maybe that block vote will be dispersed this year(or maybe they will all vote for Russia under threat of invasion.)
And lots of scandinavian countries too,so that block may spread. No FYR countries(including bloody Montenegro!)so who can they vote for?Probably Romania
But 1 thing is for sure,no fker will vote for us!
I reckon Denmark,the current favourite, but I am strangely drawn to the Dutch
Very accurate summary!t mental tonight. There are a lot of strong songs and of course there is no way on this planet ,or any other, that our Bonnie will win, but with all the former Soviet countries through , maybe that block vote will be dispersed this year(or maybe they will all vote for Russia under threat of invasion.)And lots of scandinavian countries too,so that block may spread. No FYR countries(including bloody Montenegro!)so who can they vote for?Probably Romania
But 1 thing is for sure,no f
ker will vote for us!I reckon Denmark,the current favourite, but I am strangely drawn to the Dutch
No former parts of Yugoslavia is incredible. That's going to confuse the f
k out of their voters! Some votes for Greece from that lot - strengthens my dark horse tip. It also strengthens the Russian bloc vote by providing less competition.
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