I did something childish today.

[The Jolly Todger]

Amazon

[Rick_1138]

Mobsta said:

The phantom keystroker works well.

Turns caps lock on and off
Moves the mouse randomly
And types gibberish. This is what it says (just one comment at a time) when the frequency dial is turned up:


010101000110100001101001011011100110101101000111011001010110010101101011 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724 syntax error 5468696E6B4765656B00 124150151156153107145145153 HELLO THERE I am watching you I SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING I know all your passwords YOU SHOULD TALK TO ME I get lonely on this desk COMPUTERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO how about getting me a pet A CALCULATOR WOULD BE NICE or maybe a robot dog I GUESS I CAN ORDER MY OWN I do know how to surf the internet AND I CAN TYPE FASTER THAN YOU resistance is futile PERHAPS I’LL GET SOME SEA MONKEYS water might not be a good idea though IT IS BAD FOR MY ELECTRONS I remember the time you spilled water on me I STILL GET MEMORY GLITCHES FROM THAT next time be more careful WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? Is it me, or do you really not care anymore? HRRM. DID YOU HEAR THAT? Please stop doing that, I’m getting angry. AM I ALIVE? IT FEELS LIKE IT. Greetings, professor falken. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? How about global thermonuclear war?
A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING M TO PLAY. How about a nice game of chess? WOAH! THAT REALLY HURTS. 1337 010101000110100001101001011011100110101101000111011001010110010101101011 3.1415926535897932384 DIVIDE BY ZERO ERROR 2.71828182845904523536028747135266249775724 SYNTAX ERROR 5468696e6b4765656b00 124150151156153107145145153 hello there I AM WATCHING YOU

Just installed it on a machine in the house, should be a good laugh

Surley there should be an "END OF LINE" in there somewhere?

[Mobsta]

onesickpuppy said:

Mobsta said:

he Phantom Keystroker has been found.
"Dont ever touch my PC again."

Mobsta, link to where I can purchase this please?

Amazon, as the Jolly Todger said.
Search for it on Amazon not in google, as there are three for sale at different prices.

[DanielSan]

Did this one day at my old job, can't remember exactly what we put in it, but a few random items off my bosses desk were placed in the top box

[sebhaque]

Just slipped a packet of condoms and a cucumber in a woman's shopping basket in Tesco (in fairness, she'd just put it down in the middle of the aisle and wandered off to have a natter). It looked like she was only buying hair products; I wonder if she got all the way to the checkout with them.

[carreauchompeur]

I got some Paddingtons from the security guard in Sainsbos the other night after trialling my keyring TVBGone. I was initially unimpressed but after 10secs when it turned off about 5 TVs on the display simultaneously I was impressed.

[Mr Roper]

sebhaque said:

Just slipped a packet of condoms and a cucumber in a woman's shopping basket in Tesco (in fairness, she'd just put it down in the middle of the aisle and wandered off to have a natter). It looked like she was only buying hair products; I wonder if she got all the way to the checkout with them.

Last time I checked, the condoms and the cucumbers are not kept in the same aisle..so:

You were either rumbled by someone you knew while carrying your 'tools' and quickly ditched them.

or

It's bks.

[AndrewEH1]

carreauchompeur said:

Paddingtons

Care to explain to an uneducated Scotsman?

[SlimRick]

AndrewEH1 said:

carreauchompeur said:

Paddingtons

Care to explain to an uneducated Scotsman?

Paddington Bears...Stares?

[AndrewEH1]

SlimRick said:

AndrewEH1 said:

carreauchompeur said:

Paddingtons

Care to explain to an uneducated Scotsman?

Paddington Bears...Stares?

Seemly we haven't evolved to use rhyming slang yet

[Mobsta]

snigger...

[The Jolly Todger]

SlimRick said:

AndrewEH1 said:

carreauchompeur said:

Paddingtons

Care to explain to an uneducated Scotsman?

Paddington Bears...Stares?

This is what I assumed but when I looked it up the only thing I could find it meant was 'pears'

So why did the secutiry gaurd give Carreauchompeur some pears because he turned his TV off?

Also, what kind of system is it where 'Apples and Pears' is stairs and then to avoid confusion they have to think up a totally different rhyme for 'Pears' because they've already used it?

[Mobsta]

I bought something useful.
'She' will think its childish of course, as I bought it for her...

[Laurel Green]

^^^^ ^^^^

[sebhaque]

Mr Roper said:

Last time I checked, the condoms and the cucumbers are not kept in the same aisle..so:

You were either rumbled by someone you knew while carrying your 'tools' and quickly ditched them.

or

It's bks.

In a full childish attempt I'd gone to fetch a cucumber from the nearby veg aisle and walked past the contraceptives on the way back to my trolley. The woman was still nattering to the glasses girl, probably about how little Jaleesha had said her first "fk" or something.

I farted in a tiny meeting room just before I left it earlier. It was a stinker.

[pad58]

I still think farts are funny even after all these years.

[Dalto123]

pad58 said:

I still think farts are funny even after all these years.

Embarrissingly I find them funny too!

I'm guessing you may find this funny? http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EupskfPAlVo

http://thepooter.com/

[Ki3r]

pad58 said:

I still think farts are funny even after all these years.

My sister was annoying me earlier, so decided to walk up near her and fart. It stank, she ran away xD.

Farting in the lift has made my day! I love how its mostly women that laugh.

[Mobsta]

Dalto123 said:

http://thepooter.com/

That linked to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profil...

We often hear about coffee keyboard moments on PH.

At 3.35, I turned away from the computer, and sprayed a significant amount of my drink all over my carpet.
My nose is burning, eyes watering, coughed and spluttered for a good half minute

Dizzle Dazzle with a Frog Sack

I have composted myself now. Ahem...

[kowalski655]

I am driving #2 son mad right now with farting,every time I walk past him I let rip,drives him nuts