The Ugliest car ever made ?
The Ugliest car ever made ?
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slomax

7,214 posts

218 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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have we had the VW Charger kit car yet??





caraddict

1,092 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Funkateer said:
The '3' is evolving into the ugliest car ever made.
From this smile:


...to this bloater vomit
Blasphemy! smile

crossy67

1,570 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Imagine a designer going fishing and catching one of these and thinking "you know, I really fancy seeing how I would look driving one down the road".



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Daimler Dart.


caraddict

1,092 posts

170 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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^That car actually reminded me of The Homer or what that Homer Simpson creation was called!

Kolbenkopp

2,345 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Mr2Mike said:
I find it pretty hideous. The bizarre change between fairly soft rounded styling at the front to hard edged boxiness at the rear, the really tall front bumper with pretty much nothing underneath it, the massive swage line that could have been taken from an Austin Maestro etc...etc...
OK, it's not pretty, but I react less strongly to it. Basic proportions are interesting, drop it back down to normal estate ride height and reduce the visual impact of the side crease and it would look OKish. IMVHO of course...

Mr2Mike said:
That said the Chinese market Honda Crider takes things to a new, and unwelcome level. With the amount of unnecessary and randomly placed swage lines I reckon it could have been styled on the Merc CLA.
Thanks for that, spectacular! Really made me chuckle. Looks a bit like what happened to sports shoes or cheap portable hifi a few years back. Looks like it has been styled for insecure teen agers wink.

carlove

7,890 posts

193 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Funkateer said:
The '3' is evolving into the ugliest car ever made.
From this smile:


...to this bloater vomit
I think that is a mighty fine looking car, especially in Sport spec like that one. Not biased at all. whistle

Edited by carlove on Sunday 19th May 15:57

Kolbenkopp

2,345 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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sawman said:
I was driving along next to one of these the other day, and was staggered to see how far this generation had departed form the previous tidy looking iteration
Yup, sad really -- they lost the plot somehow. The 8th gen (FK/FN) still looks fresh I think, minor updating would have been enough. Even won a Red Dot award for what it's worth... But the current model seems to have been styled mostly to look "different" no matter how.

Kolbenkopp

2,345 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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carlove said:
I think that is a might fine looking car, especially in Sport spec like that one. Not biased at all. whistle
Chacun son gout and all that, but I still don't like what came with/after Bangle.

On the 3er, in particular all the creases in the side that, I suppose, are there to make it look "dynamic" somehow, and of course that front. The way the cut the bonnet so far up and then sort of stick on that aggressive face. Complete with fake air intakes and the overstyled light clusters as is de rigeur currently. BMW aren't worst offenders, but still :-/.

Will be interesting to see where they are going styling wise: de-Bangle the cars and move back to "classic" understated styling? One can whish, but I doubt it. The emerging market buyer seems to like his car presumptuous, and that's where the money is.


carlove

7,890 posts

193 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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I think the F30 is a good sign as it is, in my opinion better looking than the E90 (I'm still learning my BMW names so they may be wrong), the replacement for this one should be better looking again. That's my thinking anyway.

It has to be said though, the 70s/80s BMW are much better looking.

Olivera

8,640 posts

265 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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I raise you:

The Banham Bat:



The Comarth:



I wouldn't take either or those cars for free.

viggyp

1,919 posts

161 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Heathwood said:
Now, I'm not actually suggesting that this is the ugliest car ever made but, personally, I find the Alfa Brera / Spider gopping. It's poorly proportioned, the wheelbase looks too short and it's got a fat arse. I just don't understand why everyone else seems to think they are stunning.

Agree 100%. I'm a huge Italian car fan but not a fan of the Brera at all. I'd rather have a 159ti with 19's please.

Kolbenkopp

2,345 posts

177 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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carlove said:
I think the F30 is a good sign as it is, in my opinion better looking than the E90 (I'm still learning my BMW names so they may be wrong), the replacement for this one should be better looking again. That's my thinking anyway.

It has to be said though, the 70s/80s BMW are much better looking.
Totally agreed on the 70s/80s BMWs. The E90 isn't exactly on my want list either. Perhaps yes, the F30 is an improvement. Almost a pity that the retro department at BMW is limited to the mini - would have loved to see a modern take on an E30...

Will be interesting to see how the i-cars will look in the carbon fibre wink. I suppose the i3 will be back in this thread sooner or later, but I really like what seems like functionalism slowly creeping back into the styling of the i3.

carlove

7,890 posts

193 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Kolbenkopp said:
Totally agreed on the 70s/80s BMWs. The E90 isn't exactly on my want list either. Perhaps yes, the F30 is an improvement. Almost a pity that the retro department at BMW is limited to the mini - would have loved to see a modern take on an E30...

Will be interesting to see how the i-cars will look in the carbon fibre wink. I suppose the i3 will be back in this thread sooner or later, but I really like what seems like functionalism slowly creeping back into the styling of the i3.
A modern take would be pretty cool.

The i3 is a really odd looking car but interesting car, the i8 looks fantastic though.

Seen a few of these now and they look awful, one was brown, which didn't help.

va1o

16,104 posts

233 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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carlove said:
Seen a few of these now and they look awful, one was brown, which didn't help.
I quite like them! Can see myself buying one in a year or two.

carlove

7,890 posts

193 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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va1o said:
I quite like them! Can see myself buying one in a year or two.
Each to their own, I thought it was horrible, just remembered though, saw one of these and thought it was worse, a shame as I kind of wanted to like it.

I guess I just don't like the small cars that are made big.

Patrick Bateman

13,044 posts

200 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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5 Series GT is up there.

JREwing

17,547 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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rallycross said:
the final version of the Granada Scorpio was a real pig and killed off years of tradition of sales directors / MD's ordering a Granada Ghia as their company motor.

This one on Ebay is/was the MD of Turbo Technics personal car and have to say despite its dreadfull front look (like a startled toad) I am tempted to bid for it, a 350 bhp 4wd sleeper, would make a great tow car!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-Estate-Cosw...
I want that desperately.

7mike

3,209 posts

219 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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crossy67 said:
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Daimler Dart.

redcard

405dogvan

5,329 posts

291 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Kit cars are cheating - as are Barry Boy specials...

Ugliest Production car?

Ford Scorpio has to be in with a shot - Fiat Multipla (2000ish bug eyed edition) - Nova Saloon wink


TorqueVR

1,943 posts

225 months

Sunday 19th May 2013
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Seen a few of these now and they look awful, one was brown, which didn't help.

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Of course they are awful - they are the new Austin Allegro, right down to the st-brown paint!!