What is on your mind right now?

[theironduke]

Adenauer said:

For tea tonight; Grilled Gammon Steak with Cauliflour Cheese, or, Italian Meatballs with fresh Pasta and Garlic Bread?

The Italian option! Sounds nom nom

[madala]

....s'pose no-one has mentioned beaver....

[Adenauer]

Or homemade pizza?


Every bloody day I go through this dilemma, sometimes I wish my missus could cook

[fin racer]

What expensive and knuckle-skinned delights await me prepping car for MOT ( not up til early jan, for the first time ever, decided to sort it out on time)
Christmas.
My impending OU course in feb and how I will find the time to study effectively.
My impending wedding.
How if i dont start running again all my hard work over the year will come to nothing and I will end up a fat c*nt.
Resolving never to drink when my missus is working the next day, toddlers+hangover= absolute hell....

[Rawwr]

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

[anonymous-user]

Rawwr said:

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

I heard this yesterday, was it from The Office? Or Karl Pilkington?

[Mr Gearchange]

Rawwr said:

Will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?

Lesbians. Two sisters probably. I'm just watching.

[anonymous-user]

Mr Gearchange said:

Lesbians. Two sisters probably. I'm just watching.

One of those rare but real laugh out loud moments.
What is your fantasy?

Brilliant.

[Use Psychology]

How to dispose safely of loads of copper cyanide...

[JuniorD]

Why do fkers slam car doors so hard? Consequently mine now has a rattle which will can only cured by punching the culprit's face in.

[dingg]

dingg said:

Crown court in december - hows it going to go? (I am the defendant)

employment tribunal in Jan - hows it going to go? (I am the plaintiff)


talk about stress








at least its

update

first one out of the way - cleared of the charge - 30 minutes for the Jury to make their unanimous decision

[cloggy]

What were you supposed to have done?

[pacman1]

clarkmagpie's next post..

[Penny-lope]

Why don't I have more bacon in the house

[Urban Sports]

Having a beer in the sun in Spain next week

[Chunkymonkey71]

Pulled Pork.

[Urban Sports]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Pulled Pork.

I get an obsession with this stuff from time to time, I think it's just started again!

[Pixel Pusher]

Urban Sports said:

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Pulled Pork.

I get an obsession with this stuff from time to time, I think it's just started again!

I saw this thread pop up and was just about to reply....."After just talking to Chunky; Pulled Pork"

[Chunkymonkey71]

It's infectious, this whole pulled pork thing!

[Mr Roper]

Sex and KFC.