The Official Tottenham Hotspur Thread [Vol 5]
Discussion
Black can man said:
This kind of thing may well be happening already. but i think if it's made common knowledge that Nike are paying or have funded the purchase of a player , well i think that would be the end of it for me & sadly how can the rest compete
Related to this, there was one reason and one reason alone why Theo Walcott went to the World Cup 2006. And it wasn't to do with football.JDFR said:
Related to this, there was one reason and one reason alone why Theo Walcott went to the World Cup 2006. And it wasn't to do with football.
No it wasn't.Theo Walcott said:
World Cup diary from Theo Walcott
What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to
live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does
live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it
will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles
and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's
a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly
too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and
wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does
Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks
like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses
and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me
some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with
Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got
herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any
and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play
with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of
her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he
bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on
it.
All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,
Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk
to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle
Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last
night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a
plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books,
he is rubbish at football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better
so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while
we are here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood
on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all
saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had
to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his
pocket,
I think
Theo
What I did on my summer holiday
By Theo Walcott Esq
I went to a place called Germany with my Uncle Sven and some other grown
up's. It is a country in Europe where a bad man called Adolf used to
live with his nazties, he does not live there anymore, Uncle Owen does
live there, and the grown up's say I cant talk about the bad man as it
will make Uncle Owen cry if I do. In Germany there are lots of castles
and some mountains. We are staying in a place called Baden Baden that's
a silly name, Uncle Frank has the same name as his dad, that's silly
too, his mum must get their underpants mixed up all the time.
On the aeroplane Uncle Sol sat next to me, he got me some toffee and
wants to be my friend, he works at the place where I do my YTS, so does
Uncle Freddy but him and Uncle Sol are not best friends anymore.
Uncle Owen met us at the airport, he talks foreign, Uncle Wayne, Uncle
Steven and Uncle David also talk funny, my mum says Uncle David talks
like Orville, he is a duck, Uncle Sol say's uncle David wears dresses
and knickers, and asked me if I had ever worn them. Uncle Sol got me
some pop.
In Germany the grown ups are going to play football, my grandad says we
beat them in the olden days before my mum was born. That is a long time
ago.
While the grown up's went to play football so I went shopping with
Auntie Vicky and some other girls she bought me a big ice cream and got
herself a little one but she said she was full before she had eaten any
and threw it away. She bought lots of shoes and handbags and let me play
with Brooklyn. She say's she used to be in a pop band and sang me one of
her songs, I think she was telling fibs.
I told Uncle Sol about my day out with Vicky and he sulked, then he
bought me an even bigger ice cream with lots of hundred's & thousands on
it.
All the other grown up's have a girlfriend except Uncle Sol so he plays
with me while they go out. Uncle Sven says I must keep Uncle Sol happy,
that's why I got taken on holiday.
The grown up's went to play Football against somebody called Sweden,
Uncle Sol was crying as Uncle Freddy played for them and would not talk
to him. Uncle Sol bought me lots of toffee today and some crisps. Uncle
Sven is from Sweden and I heard him on the phone to their boss last
night. Uncle Michael hurt his knee and had to go home to his mum for a
plaster. Uncle Peter is a giant, a proper giant like you see in books,
he is rubbish at football though.
Uncle Wayne had a sore toe at the start of our holiday but it got better
so they let him play football. Uncle Sol got me a present but I do not
like it. He says all Germans wear leather underpants and I should while
we are here, they are too tight for me.
All the grown up's started to call Uncle Wayne a potato head who stood
on somebodys spuds. He got shouted at by the referee. They are all
saying that we have to go home now. Uncle Sol was crying again and I had
to sit on his knee to make him stop. He had his mobile phone in his
pocket,
I think
Theo
On the United thread.
The way they took the banter made some supporters from a few other clubs look pathetic now that you've drawn my attention to it.I agree, we showed great dignity in defeat - well done chaps 
Gaz. said:
LoonR1 said:
jammy_basturd said:
I think everyone on here will agree, the Spuds got several pages of "banter" due to the constant and mind-numbing WUMing we've all had to endure from them lot ALL season long.
That was my point all along. 
End of season montage. A tad cheesy in places but I liked it none-the-less.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedd...
Justin Cyder said:
We basically single handedly drag these forums up the league. 
They're certainly more entertaining for having you Spuds ... others seeing it as constant winding up but it's banter - it's gonna happen on a website with a football forum - now if you were blatantly going to a ManYoo only forum and doing it - then that is different (and sad) ... but PH is different.Fans of the Champs are a prickly lot I find! Think how prickly they're gonna be when they don't win anything under Moles.
uk66fastback said:
Fans of the Champs are a prickly lot I find! Think how prickly they're gonna be when they don't win anything under Moles.
Yep, the ascension of Skeletor to the throne could give the rest of us an early christmas present next year.Something not considered in all of this is his tactical experience in European competition. That could take quite a while to accumulate. Fergie had been doing it year in year out. Moyes thinks Southampton's exotic.
I've been thinking about that. Fergudroid leaves no great impression on football in style terms. No Tiki taka, no total football, no real philosophy of the game. The scoreboard was always the outcome with his teams.
Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
Justin Cyder said:
I've been thinking about that. Fergudroid leaves no great impression on football in style terms. No Tiki taka, no total football, no real philosophy of the game. The scoreboard was always the outcome with his teams.
Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
Moyes biggest task will be to keep everyone interested, the likes of Vidic and Carrick are key players but have been at the club a decent amount of time and have won everything...now with Ferguson gone they might fancy a new challenge. Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
Cheib said:
Justin Cyder said:
I've been thinking about that. Fergudroid leaves no great impression on football in style terms. No Tiki taka, no total football, no real philosophy of the game. The scoreboard was always the outcome with his teams.
Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
Moyes biggest task will be to keep everyone interested, the likes of Vidic and Carrick are key players but have been at the club a decent amount of time and have won everything...now with Ferguson gone they might fancy a new challenge. Skeletor has little to build on in that sense but undeniably has a great squad to work with, I mean Nani - phew. Interesting times.
ks it up big time My misplaced optimism has started early this year
I think Bale will stay
I think if Bale stays we will qualify for the CL next season, and he will then give it another year
I think abramovich will catch the bad AIDS and have to sell chelski to pay for his treatment meaning they will go back to being the insignificance we all know and love
If anyone wants to borrow my rose tinted crystal ball just let me know
I think Bale will stay
I think if Bale stays we will qualify for the CL next season, and he will then give it another year
I think abramovich will catch the bad AIDS and have to sell chelski to pay for his treatment meaning they will go back to being the insignificance we all know and love
If anyone wants to borrow my rose tinted crystal ball just let me know
Bale is now talking as If he's staying...
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8728...
Good lad.
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8728...
Good lad.
im said:
Bale is now talking as If he's staying...
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8728...
Good lad.
Of course he is, stop worrying http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11675/8728...
Good lad.
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