Fun Size

[mybrainhurts]

NO, YOU MARKETING wkTARD.............................SMALL

[Kiltie]

mybrainhurts said:

SMALL

So, do you think that something is more fun the bigger it is?

[davepoth]

Kiltie said:

So, do you think that something is more fun the bigger it is?

IBTL...

[VEA]

Fun size mars bars taste better than the regular ones.

[PHuzzy]

'It's not small you stupid bh! It's fun size.'

Is now my new come back to penile length jibes.

[Big Fat Fatty]

Kiltie said:

mybrainhurts said:

SMALL

So, do you think that something is more fun the bigger it is?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

[/Spinal Tap]

[Pints]

VEA said:

Fun size mars bars taste better than the regular ones.

It's because you get a higher chocolate to caramel ratio.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

They say: Milky Way, the sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite.

They mean: Milky Way, the sweet that's so pathetic that you eat it and you're still as hungry as you were in the first place.

[steveo3002]

they say .. a mars a day helps you work rest and play

they mean you get diabeties

[Captain Muppet]

doogz said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

They say: Milky Way, the sweet you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite.

They mean: Milky Way, the sweet that's so pathetic that you eat it and you're still as hungry as you were in the first place.

I've got a bag of american fun size milky ways.

They're awesome, like mars bars, only better!

I had a US import Milky Way Dark last week. Best chocolate thing I've ever eaten.

[funkyrobot]

Captain Muppet said:

I had a US import Milky Way Dark last week. Best chocolate thing I've ever eaten.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Why does anyone ever buy anything in an M&Ms shop. I've been in the ones in Times Sq and Leicester Sq. Horrendous prices for the sweets and as for the associated tat!

Why pay £2.50 for a bag of sweets that are £1 in Poundland!

[Captain Muppet]

funkyrobot said:

Captain Muppet said:

I had a US import Milky Way Dark last week. Best chocolate thing I've ever eaten.

It is, at most, milkist.

The squishy stuff in them is vanila flavoured and although I don't normally prefer dark chocolate it all works brilliantly together.

God I need some more. I must have some.

[anonymous-user]

VEA said:

Fun size mars bars taste better than the regular ones.

FACT!

[funkyrobot]

Captain Muppet said:

funkyrobot said:

Captain Muppet said:

I had a US import Milky Way Dark last week. Best chocolate thing I've ever eaten.

It is, at most, milkist.

The squishy stuff in them is vanila flavoured and although I don't normally prefer dark chocolate it all works brilliantly together.

God I need some more. I must have some.

Well, you know what they say.

Once you've had dark, you'll want to bark.

[funkyrobot]

anonymous said:

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Can I table a motion on this? Someone needs to build a full size bar from 'fun size' bars. They then need to eat it quickly and report on the flavour.

Thinking about it, could this be a step too far?

[HOGEPH]

King-sized Mars bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars, for giants.

Normal-sized Mars bars make ideal king-sized Mars bars for dwarfs, as well as fun-sized ones for giants.

Fun-sized Mars Bars make ideal normal sized Mars Bars for midgets.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Big Fat Fatty said:

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'.

[/Spinal Tap]

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand; or so I've been told!

[HD Adam]

I'd say this is about right

[Dusty964]

PHuzzy said:

'It's not small you stupid bh! It's fun size.'

Is now my new come back to penile length jibes.

If it gets mentioned so frequently that you need a pithy comeback, it may be more fact than opinion.