Would you rather be a...

[EmmaJ]

To all the ninja and pirate wannabes this isn't the thread you're looking for

[Johnny]

FFS.

This is a really difficult question, but you only get a Lightsabre being one of those... So despite really wanting to be a Ninja, it has to be Jedi

Jedi st Pirates.

[Johnny]

Johnnytheboy said:

Pirate.

More booze and women.

Can you see a ninja or a jedi on a night out?

No, becuase they live by a code. Whereas Pirate code is more just... guidelines

[goldblum]

Ninjas had no code, that was their raison d'etre. Killers for hire etc.

Definitely pirate. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest sounds fun.

[parapaul]

Jedi. Every time.

Those mind tricks knock any ninja skills into a cocked hat. And I suspect there's a lot less women involved in pirating than you pirates are imagining.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Jedi ? As I am not into science fiction, I really don't know about them, so no.
Ninja ? Tempting, black is slimming etc, but no.
Pirate ? Thats the life for me !!

[MarshPhantom]

Pirates have more fun. Drinking rum all day and having a talking parrot would be cool.

[ZesPak]

Jedi.

Wait, do they get to have sex?

I didn't think this one through, did I?

[Vocal Minority]

For any self respecting man the answer is Jedi.

[Gargamel]

Pirate

Pro's - Lacy Shirt's, rum, sun tan, world travel, wearing gold jewellery in a non-ironic way and blowing stuff up.

Con's lack of dentistry.

[KaraK]

Sonic said:

Ninja... I don't fancy having to bother with "the force" all day long.

what happened to you man... you used to be cool!

[Captain Muppet]

goldblum said:

Definitely pirate. Fifteen men on a dead man's chest sounds fun.

That is not a life choice that I would find suitable.

Although it has reminded me that I was once the fight choreographer for a pirate play. It was safer and more realistic to teach them how to fence sabre than to get them to do the same moves each time.

[Twincam16]

Can we add Viking warrior to the list?



Like pirates, but, well, cooler.

[Pixel Pusher]

Or Spartans.

They were pretty tough in that film.

Well, right up until they were wiped out that is.

[Twincam16]

Pixel Pusher said:

Or Spartans.

They were pretty tough in that film.

Well, right up until they were wiped out that is.

Weren't they all gay in real life?

The Vikings, however, lived in a world of buxom wenches, axes and mead, and their drinking songs evolved over the millennia into heavy metal.

[Pixel Pusher]

Twincam16 said:

Weren't they all gay in real life?

The Vikings, however, lived in a world of buxom wenches, axes and mead, and their drinking songs evolved over the millennia into heavy metal.

Maybe they were all gay, but they still took a st load of Persians to the cleaners. Tough gays.

The Heavy Metal issue is a clincher though and I concede the point to you.

All the Spartans managed was Haroo, Haroo, Haroo!

[Parsnip]

Jedi any day of the week - any other answer is stupid.

Ninja - cool - pointy stars and cool swords.
Pirate - Beard.
Jedi - YOU GET A LIGHTSABER.

You could be the crappest Jedi in the world and still better than a ninja or a pirate.

[Captain Muppet]

I think quite a few people on this thread have forgotten that one of the three options is fictional.

[ZesPak]

Captain Muppet said:

I think quite a few people on this thread have forgotten that one of the three options is fictional.

I don't know, I think most on here have as much potential to become a Jedi as they have to become a Ninja.

[Morningside]

I love rum and I love women so I chose pirate.