One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2
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Wills2

28,852 posts

201 months

Saturday 15th June 2013
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The total gimp who has been driving up and down the road for the last 2 days bouncing his car of the rev limter in neutral down down the hill and doing 60-70mph going up the hill. (30 mph limit)


Limpet

6,599 posts

187 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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To the penis in the blue mk5 Golf R32 on the A3/M25 roundabout earlier: Making the wrong lane selection is an honest mistake. We all do it sometimes. The correct way to deal with it is not to drive on regardless, straight across the chevrons then swerve across into the correct lane causing the car alongside you (me in this case) to take avoiding action. You also clearly need instruction to polish up your motorway skills since you forced another driver to brake and swerve as you joined the M25. And naturally at no time during any of this was there so much as a single blink from either indicator.

Speechless with admiration. clap

Hubris

184 posts

163 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Muscle car "skunk stripes" on mundane tat such as Fiestas, Galaxies or just about everything else which isn't an authentic 'Murican V8.

Oh, and crap (mainly carbon/matte black) wrapped bonnets, too.

silverfoxcc

8,210 posts

171 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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Coming back from Scotland yesterday .all ok from Stirling until the Preston to south Manchester bit. Plenty of MLB, and tailgates, then just as the idiots had cleared off found myself rapidly closing on a mlm. As I was in L1 and on 70 cruise, just sidled past him, not a reaction from him. Then as I was glancing across, saw a guy passing him in L3, who just closed across and tucked behind me in L1 . The mlm then after about a minute and several other cars doing same, to get into L1 looks like the recent press release about the proposal to fine these tossers ought to re issued in easy to understand picture form. Apart from him driving standards were pretty good,guys giving you the ok to pull out from L1 to L2 to pass someone, and acknowledging the thankyou wave you give them. Them all went well until the old decker on the M40 who took exception to me passing him,correctly in L2, and then catching me up and blocking each overtake I planned to do. As I was on cc it was his change of speed each time. Finally decided I had had enough and next time he came up just indicated , waited for several 'clicks' and then booted it and went past the chap in L1. Upped the cc to about 75 and finally lost him. Why do drivers do this?.

ezi

1,734 posts

212 months

Sunday 16th June 2013
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White R8 Spyder in Sheffield this evening, driving like a fking tool flooring it down residential streets (Division Street for those who know) then pulling over to sit and rev the car up for absolutely no reason.

Cock.

m8rky

2,090 posts

185 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Old Frontera today,

Near full width cheapo DRL's :check
Orange light bar :check
One Life Live It sticker :check
Monster Energy sticker :check
Driver,
Cheapo mirrored sunglasses :check
"Tribal" tattooed arm out the window :check

I was creased with laughter seeing it.

TheLordJohn

5,746 posts

172 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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m8rky said:
I was creased with laughter seeing it.
I wish I was there!

e21Mark

17,397 posts

199 months

Monday 17th June 2013
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Lycra clad tit cycling through Richmond Park overtaking all the cars he could, almost hitting oncoming traffic twice, only then to be overtaken again at the only uphill part. Pointless.

Hol

9,303 posts

226 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Limpet said:
To the penis in the blue mk5 Golf R32 on the A3/M25 roundabout earlier: Making the wrong lane selection is an honest mistake. We all do it sometimes. The correct way to deal with it is not to drive on regardless, straight across the chevrons then swerve across into the correct lane causing the car alongside you (me in this case) to take avoiding action. You also clearly need instruction to polish up your motorway skills since you forced another driver to brake and swerve as you joined the M25. And naturally at no time during any of this was there so much as a single blink from either indicator.

Speechless with admiration. clap
You were lucky,

If you happened to tell him off, he would then be the victim of your road rage!!

Hol

9,303 posts

226 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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scarble said:
Tyre Tread said:
Whilst I sympathise, having had to wait several minutes for the same types to finish chatting whole blocking a road, you also broke the law at least twice.
knob rolleyes
This...

zedx19

3,025 posts

166 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Bloke who parked his car directly opposite another car, on a tight street, preventing any cars passing. If the car had parked 10 feet further down, the road would not have been blocked. I saw driver of said car knocking on a door, so assumed it was a pizza delivery man. I waited for the person to answer and he come back to the car. What actually happened was the door was answered and the man walked inside, shutting the door behind them. At this point I leaned on my horn until he opened the door. I pointed at his car blocking the road, to which he signaled he would be 5 minutes, presumably meaning its ok to block the road for 5 minutes. At this point I'd had enough as I had a screaming baby needing changing, so tried squeezing through the gap, which I managed to do whilst bashing his wing mirror and scrapping the side of his car a little. My car is a company car full of scrapes and bangs so makes no difference to me.

At what point though is blocking a road ok if you'll just be 5 minutes? All he had to do was park further down the road and walk 10 feet back to the house.

anonymous-user

80 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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zedx19 said:
At this point I'd had enough as I had a screaming baby needing changing, so tried squeezing through the gap, which I managed to do whilst bashing his wing mirror and scrapping the side of his car a little. My car is a company car full of scrapes and bangs so makes no difference to me.
The poppiest of popcorns please...

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

291 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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OpulentBob said:
zedx19 said:
At this point I'd had enough as I had a screaming baby needing changing, so tried squeezing through the gap, which I managed to do whilst bashing his wing mirror and scrapping the side of his car a little. My car is a company car full of scrapes and bangs so makes no difference to me.
The poppiest of popcorns please...
I suspect anything from apathy to murder threats, depending on the quality of car that has been damaged.

scarble

5,277 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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I heard it was just some c**ppy old ford with a stupid big wing and grey plastic all over it.

zedx19

3,025 posts

166 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Knew that part of my post would get people talking!

Park like a knob, expect people to be knobs around your car...

drophead

1,056 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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ezi said:
White R8 Spyder in Sheffield this evening, driving like a fking tool flooring it down residential streets (Division Street for those who know) then pulling over to sit and rev the car up for absolutely no reason.

Cock.
  • facepalm*
Footballer by any chance, or one of the many I see driving round on lease or weekend hire!

e21Mark

17,397 posts

199 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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drophead said:
ezi said:
White R8 Spyder in Sheffield this evening, driving like a fking tool flooring it down residential streets (Division Street for those who know) then pulling over to sit and rev the car up for absolutely no reason.

Cock.
  • facepalm*
Footballer by any chance, or one of the many I see driving round on lease or weekend hire!
There a guy in my road who likes to rag his Lambo between speed humps. Left his braking a little too late and smacked the front splitter. Unsure who he thinks he's impressing?

FiF

48,337 posts

277 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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carreauchompeur said:
And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJ7UUJNycU

A pearoast undoubtedly.

carreauchompeur

18,308 posts

230 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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FiF said:
And http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaJ7UUJNycU

A pearoast undoubtedly.
Good to see the updated video that the drivers did actually get done- although I think 3 points for the dozy bint who then had the nerve to plead NG was a bit light.

Fair play for the bloke actually admitting it and apologising at the scene. Cyclist sounded dozy but I think there was a fair measure of shock in there. I'd have been fking furious!!

scarble

5,277 posts

183 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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I'm confused as to what video you're talking about.
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