Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
Things that annoy you beyond reason...? [Vol 3]
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Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

291 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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goldblum said:
V8mate said:
I think they are encountering more rejections because they are not warming the punters up though. Unless they are truly junk, I think they'd get rid of their pile of leaflets a whole lot quicker by planting a seed of desire in their audience (oo'er missus).
You may be right, but I'm struggling to imagine what some hippy with arm outstretched might say to capture my attention. Free blowjob? laugh
"Voucher to have a free "electric shock to other forum users" device fitted to your PC"?

Stack

795 posts

213 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Sergio Perez - he really gets my back up , not becuase he has done anything wrong its just this "Checo" nickname thing ...

You hear Whitmarsh & Button blabbing on Checo this & Checo that ....just refer to him by his real bloody name !

Have you ever heard the Lotus team Boss call Kimi "The Iceman" for example .. or Christian Horner call Vettel Finger boy ?



goldblum

10,272 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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V8mate said:
goldblum said:
You may be right, but I'm struggling to imagine what some hippy with arm outstretched might say to capture my attention. Free blowjob? laugh
Eeeew. Rather you than me.

Don't judge a book etc...He may have silken lips and a pneumatic throat. I feel sick.



blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

258 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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fking st post offices in particular the one local to my work in Southwark.
Go in there at lunch time and the queue is out of the door.
I accept this is my problem for going at that time BUT
1)Less than half the counters are open. What kind of business has half the windows open at their busiest time and
2) The fat idle gluttonous s who 'work' behind the counter could not give a flying fk about anyone. I have never seen any other kind of business where the service is so fking slow and bone idle. They move about slower than continents and every step they take is like watching a massive fat starfish climb a mountain through treacle. I daren't ever post any items of food as I know full well they will sniff it out and eat the fker, special delivery or not

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

248 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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The spelling Nazis, just fk off will you, self righteous knobbers









Ooops and my poor memory, think I already said this some posts back, sorry!

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

258 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
Ooops and my poor memory, think I already said this some posts back, sorry!
Far as I am concerned you can repost the same annoyance as often as it still annoys you.
That's what this thread is for.

Have I mentioned how much I fking despise the insult "'tard'" as a moronic reduction of a pathetic American teenage insult. I can't believe English adults actually have the lack of self-awareness to use this thinking it is clever.
And if that isn't bad enough- to think that it somehow makes it even more hilarious to put a swearword in front of it eg fk tard genuinely boggle my mind. I should just laugh in amused superiority at that but I just can't help being cross that people are that moronic.

goldblum

10,272 posts

193 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
The spelling Nazis, just fk off will you, self righteous knobbers
Achtung! Poor punctuation: Absence of full stop.

andygo

7,353 posts

281 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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fatboy18 said:
THIS

Just about to take a photo and someone walks straight in front of the camera lens!



Anyone Know him? Tell him off nono
Yeah its a real bummer when they walk in front of that tosser inthe green car 19 at the Euronascar at Brands. That car 19 turned in on my son at Graham Hill as he was fighting back from an engine blowup in Elite race 1. Mong.

That was very annoying indeed, made Stu drop to dead last and took his wing off.

Tyre Tread

10,665 posts

242 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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blindswelledrat said:
Have I mentioned how much I fking despise the insult "'tard'" ...
It's Welsh you...

Oh, never mind.

getmecoat

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

177 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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When Americans call any UK newspaper the 'London xxxx'. Just because the New York Times is like a national paper, doesn't mean our papers need a city in the title.

Tokar

165 posts

207 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Me,

when I sit around moaning at other drivers doing stupid things, and I go and do the same thing, like pulling out into traffic in a gap I was never going to make.

Pillock

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

291 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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doogz said:
Stack said:
Sergio Perez - he really gets my back up , not becuase he has done anything wrong its just this "Checo" nickname thing ...

You hear Whitmarsh & Button blabbing on Checo this & Checo that ....just refer to him by his real bloody name !

Have you ever heard the Lotus team Boss call Kimi "The Iceman" for example .. or Christian Horner call Vettel Finger boy ?
How often do you hear anyone call Bear Grylls 'Edward'?

Or Prince Harry 'Henry'?

Richard Van Dyke?
Stack: is your real name "Stack"?

Or is it "Rich Cooper"?

People in glass houses and all that...

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

208 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Rav Wilding. I just hate him. I don't know why, he's inoffensive and apart from the TV thing has had a career not dissimilar to my own. There's just something about him makes me want to smash my TV up.

Papa Hotel

12,760 posts

208 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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This thread.

Engineer1

10,486 posts

235 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Rostfritt said:
When Americans call any UK newspaper the 'London xxxx'. Just because the New York Times is like a national paper, doesn't mean our papers need a city in the title.
Even better when they do the London Guardian.

CraigyMc

18,355 posts

262 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Engineer1 said:
Rostfritt said:
When Americans call any UK newspaper the 'London xxxx'. Just because the New York Times is like a national paper, doesn't mean our papers need a city in the title.
Even better when they do the London Guardian.
Funnily enough, they don't tend to do that with Le Monde.

C

Dr Murdoch

3,927 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Fat people with dogs.

Just because you're so fat you can't keep up, don't make it the dogs problem.

Last night, see stray dog crossing the road and then hear a wailing/screeching noise, before the fat (18 stone?) chavster emerges complaining to her equally chavvy husband that it was unbelievable that the dog didn't listen to her. 2mins later I nipped out to the car only to see said fatty having a right rant at the dog.

Either put the dog on a lead, lose weight so you can chase after it, or both.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

248 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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goldblum said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
The spelling Nazis, just fk off will you, self righteous knobbers
Achtung! Poor punctuation: Absence of full stop.
And why we have a thread dedicated to the pricks I will never know!

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

270 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Ahhh Moneypenny said:
goldblum said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
The spelling Nazis, just fk off will you, self righteous knobbers
Achtung! Poor punctuation: Absence of full stop.
And why we have a thread dedicated to the pricks I will never know!
It serves to wind up you semi-literate neanderthals.

Ahhh Moneypenny

4,100 posts

248 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Einion Yrth said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
goldblum said:
Ahhh Moneypenny said:
The spelling Nazis, just fk off will you, self righteous knobbers
Achtung! Poor punctuation: Absence of full stop.
And why we have a thread dedicated to the pricks I will never know!
It serves to wind up you semi-literate neanderthals.
As I have said before half of my mistakes are because of speed and not checking properly. Why would I check my spelling on a 'fun' forum anyway..Oh yes in case some sad fker who has nothing better to do takes the mick or decided it's back to school you thicko! Not for one minute I could be trying to get a post in quick, or even could be dyslexic?? Put take the piss why don't you if it makes you feel superior to us neanderthals

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