Match.com (Volume 5)
Discussion
Ki3r said:
Tonberry said:
You guys are too much.
She probably isn't wife material but the next few months are going to be fun.
Did I mention she likes being strangled?
I would hate someone who was into that...knowing my luck I would end up killing her! She probably isn't wife material but the next few months are going to be fun.
Did I mention she likes being strangled?
t.Mr Roper said:
My date from the weekend wants to come round tonight...
Ok,
Finish work, clean house, change Transformers duvet covers, dismantle train set, hide porn, bin pot noodles, rustle up something with cous cous. Wash.
It's gonna be close.
Is this the one you went to the waterfall with?Ok,
Finish work, clean house, change Transformers duvet covers, dismantle train set, hide porn, bin pot noodles, rustle up something with cous cous. Wash.
It's gonna be close.
Apart from a colossal drinking session, you never said how that turned out, but I guess if she wants to come round, it wasn't just the waterfall that made your nuts wet.
Moneypenny, MC & PP sitting in a tree........
theironduke said:
Had a date lined up for later and been bailed on. Job interview tomorrow she says. Arse.
I know I've said this sort of thing before, but this just sums up the attitude to Internet dating most girls have...What sort of a s
t job does it have to be to get an interview at 24 hours notice???? And, if it's not a st job, since when has preparing for a job interview been more exciting than going on a date?... Unless, of course, going on a date has become as 'routine' as meeting a mate down the pub, or going to the cinema or something... 
Forget that one, mate... move on!
kVA said:
theironduke said:
Had a date lined up for later and been bailed on. Job interview tomorrow she says. Arse.
I know I've said this sort of thing before, but this just sums up the attitude to Internet dating most girls have...What sort of a s
t job does it have to be to get an interview at 24 hours notice???? And, if it's not a st job, since when has preparing for a job interview been more exciting than going on a date?... Unless, of course, going on a date has become as 'routine' as meeting a mate down the pub, or going to the cinema or something... Forget that one, mate... move on!
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
theironduke said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
k off", so I wouldn't be surprised if she got no notice whatsoever and had to cancel the date just to plan for the lesson you need to teach etc. Mrs 2CV is a teacher, who I met on Match so I kind of speak from experience! Maybe give her another chance for some bonage. Plus if you bring it in, she can do chores in your house till September. Blown2CV said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
k off", so I wouldn't be surprised if she got no notice whatsoever and had to cancel the date just to plan for the lesson you need to teach etc. Mrs 2CV is a teacher, who I met on Match so I kind of speak from experience! Maybe give her another chance for some bonage. Plus if you bring it in, she can do chores in your house till September. theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
k off", so I wouldn't be surprised if she got no notice whatsoever and had to cancel the date just to plan for the lesson you need to teach etc. Mrs 2CV is a teacher, who I met on Match so I kind of speak from experience! Maybe give her another chance for some bonage. Plus if you bring it in, she can do chores in your house till September. Mobile Chicane said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
k off", so I wouldn't be surprised if she got no notice whatsoever and had to cancel the date just to plan for the lesson you need to teach etc. Mrs 2CV is a teacher, who I met on Match so I kind of speak from experience! Maybe give her another chance for some bonage. Plus if you bring it in, she can do chores in your house till September. theironduke said:
Mobile Chicane said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
theironduke said:
Blown2CV said:
it is entirely possible that it's a job she wants, and it's an 'on their timescales' thing... however yes it sounds to me like you've been goosed. Sack it. Either that or pester her through the night with meat pics so she doesn't get any sleep.
She's just finished Uni as a teacher and it's a teaching job. I was surprised it was so short notice though.On the flip side...she's 21 and rather lovely...
k off", so I wouldn't be surprised if she got no notice whatsoever and had to cancel the date just to plan for the lesson you need to teach etc. Mrs 2CV is a teacher, who I met on Match so I kind of speak from experience! Maybe give her another chance for some bonage. Plus if you bring it in, she can do chores in your house till September. And then come to Momma... oooh yesss...
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