Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.
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Skii

1,921 posts

217 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Planitherm Adverts with Pam and Fern.


Halmyre

12,398 posts

165 months

Tuesday 18th June 2013
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Brian the Confused.com robot. Who in the name of thundering fk signed off on that?

Blown2CV

31,265 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Halmyre said:
Brian the Confused.com robot. Who in the name of thundering fk signed off on that?
the same that paid for it to be on during every single ad break

Dr Murdoch

3,927 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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The new Wickes advert is beginning to boil my piss due to its over the top sound effects. I mean, some don't even make sense, how does lifting a door off of a wooden door frame even make a noise?


nicanary

11,108 posts

172 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Halmyre said:
Brian the Confused.com robot. Who in the name of thundering fk signed off on that?
The only redeeming feature is when he says to the woman "thank you for pleasuring me".

Mcphisto

847 posts

161 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Victoria Plum, the two toothless lisping kids in the bath "Fwom wictowia Pwum" isnt cute it's annoying!

Blown2CV

31,265 posts

229 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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nicanary said:
Halmyre said:
Brian the Confused.com robot. Who in the name of thundering fk signed off on that?
The only redeeming feature is when he says to the woman "thank you for pleasuring me".
http://www.briantherobot.com

andrewrob

2,913 posts

216 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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fathomfive said:
Just a few:

Nikon - the current 'extreme zoom' ad with the bloke seemingly taking pictures of dolphins in the bay from his hotel room or the like. Miles away.
Same here, stupid idea for an advert and the whole team needs to be sacked so everyone can move on from this "I am Nikon" crap and also choose a new song to go with it.

anonymous-user

80 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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celticpilgrim said:
That woman deserves a slap - said it before - all the kids come home at the same time, and the best that she can manage is sausage & bl**dy mash, if memory serves me correctly, she can't even be arsed to make gravy!!!

And, it has to be said, the sausages look bloody awful - as if they're made of plastic.

Halmyre

12,398 posts

165 months

Wednesday 19th June 2013
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Mcphisto said:
Victoria Plum, the two toothless lisping kids in the bath "Fwom wictowia Pwum" isnt cute it's annoying!
Oh yes. Drown the little buggdarlings I say.

Petoz

116 posts

211 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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The Batchelors super range advert. They try to rhyme socks with walks. Does my head in.

FiF

48,341 posts

277 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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Doesn't annoy me but makes me wonder about the people who sign off adverts. The current one in this category is the advert for Skywire live where it looks as if the bloke in the blue shirt is taking a wizz into the Grand Canyon.

oobster

7,621 posts

237 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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4 adverts have me reaching for the remote recently, fortunately (for my bank balance) I haven't launched the remote through the telly yet.

1. Al Pacino SKY TV advert. This is BY FAR the worst advert on television at the moment. What the hell was he thinking? Does Murdoch hold some dodgy pics of Pacino or something?

2. Joanna Lumley - also a Sky advert, the one where she goes on about her husband watching motor racing. Bet he puts in on REALLY loud to drown out the noise of her fking annoying voice.

3. Bruce Willis - Sky advert. Firstly Bruce, it is pronounced inTernet - the first T isn't a D. "When I'm on the indernet...." - fk off you baldy American prick. Secondly, why did the makers decide to employ the other guy in the advert when he has a big horrible discoloured tooth in his mouth? Yuck.

4. The Irish tt, can't remember his name, he's done at least two new adverts recently for Thomson Holidays. I want to punch his big stupid annoying fking face very hard.

gpo746

3,397 posts

156 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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not an advert as such but on bbc 2 late night they show clips from programmes and I keep clocking that one with the guy saying why the chillis are all different colours

gpo746

3,397 posts

156 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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and Hotels.com

that song is usually on Christmas ads and I think its an early xmas one coming on

jas xjr

11,309 posts

265 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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Mcphisto said:
Victoria Plum, the two toothless lisping kids in the bath "Fwom wictowia Pwum" isnt cute it's annoying!
beat you to that one a few pages back . still annoying though

Petoz

116 posts

211 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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oobster said:
3. Bruce Willis - Sky advert. Firstly Bruce, it is pronounced inTernet - the first T isn't a D. "When I'm on the indernet...." - fk off you baldy American prick. Secondly, why did the makers decide to employ the other guy in the advert when he has a big horrible discoloured tooth in his mouth? Yuck.
My thoughts exactly! How did the rotten tooth bypass everyone making the advert?!

IainW

1,631 posts

201 months

Sunday 23rd June 2013
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oobster said:
4. The Irish tt, can't remember his name, he's done at least two new adverts recently for Thomson Holidays. I want to punch his big stupid annoying fking face very hard.
Jimmy Nesbitt, who I ranted about a few posts earlier. smile

I remember he was equally annoying in the Yellow Pages adverts some years ago.

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

164 months

Thursday 27th June 2013
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Big Brother

I've just heard the advert and it was just some whinging poof. , in an advert for s about a programme for s.

Hooli

32,278 posts

226 months

Friday 28th June 2013
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ClassicMotorNut said:
Big Brother

I've just heard the advert and it was just some whinging poof. , in an advert for s about a programme for s.
rofl
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