UK bongo flicks further censored by BBFC

[smegmore]

[quote=Pints]
I think he's taking the piss.
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So much?

[KingNothing]

anonymous said:

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Probabley not, about 99% of the time if someone posts about their husband wking or watching porn on mumsnet, they all come out with st like "dealbreaker" or "leave the bd", it's tragic.

[sanguinary]

KingNothing said:

Probabley not, about 99% of the time if someone posts about their husband wking or watching porn on mumsnet, they all come out with st like "dealbreaker" or "leave the bd", it's tragic.

[krunchkin]

Who cares? British porn is universally st. Who wants to watch badly shot footage of two pasty Essex slags with st tit jobs shouting "OW YEAH! FACKIN GIVE IT TO ME!" when you've got properly good looking Californians with decent production values. I know where my tug money would go.

[br d]

"tug money"



Some great stuff on this thread!

[krunchkin]

I saw one once that featured Geordies. The accent alone was enough to shrivel you to a button mushroom.

"OOh pet ah'm ganna give ya a reet good suckin" . No thanks

[clonmult]

krunchkin said:

Who cares? British porn is universally st. Who wants to watch badly shot footage of two pasty Essex slags with st tit jobs shouting "OW YEAH! FACKIN GIVE IT TO ME!" when you've got properly good looking Californians with decent production values. I know where my tug money would go.

Whilst there are some cracking production value (and some are introducing some reasonable CGI), they're ultimately pretty boring. No imagination. Same cast each ruddy time. It kinda gets boring once you've watched them banging away at each other a few hundred times in one day.

You want some decent gonzo stuff. Thats where the fun is at.

[otolith]

clonmult said:

You want some decent gonzo stuff. Thats where the fun is at.

Rule 34 suggests that exists in both the HST and Muppet Show meanings of the word.

[IanMorewood]

He's even set up for a selfie.

[Silverbullet767]

IanMorewood said:

He's even set up for a selfie.

A selfie meant something different when I were a lad. All this were just fields etc......

[clonmult]

otolith said:

clonmult said:

You want some decent gonzo stuff. Thats where the fun is at.

Rule 34 suggests that exists in both the HST and Muppet Show meanings of the word.

Gonzo style with fluffy cosplay? Interesting concept, but doesn't float my boat.

[Some Gump]

So is that a definitive list? It doesn't mention what you can and can't do with a cup...

[JuniorD]

krunchkin said:

I saw one once that featured Geordies. The accent alone was enough to shrivel you to a button mushroom.

"OOh pet ah'm ganna give ya a reet good suckin" . No thanks

[Pesty]

Are Alabama hot pockets and cleavland steamers ok?

[Baryonyx]

JuniorD said:

They have Mancunian accents.

[krunchkin]

Baryonyx said:

JuniorD said:

They have Mancunian accents.

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I think it's fairly clear to anyone, and made explicit by Chris and Simon Donald, that the Fat Slags are very much a product of the Toon's Bigg Market.

[Pesty]

Perhaps the second n should have been an m.?

[Janluke]

Well that's ruined the next series of Game of Thrones

[Baryonyx]

krunchkin said:

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I think it's fairly clear to anyone, and made explicit by Chris and Simon Donald, that the Fat Slags are very much a product of the Toon's Bigg Market.

No doubt that's where the inspiration came from, though as I say, the strip appears to be set in a fictional Manchester area, the script is Mancunian as were the voices on the TV show. Compare and contrast with the obviously Geordie Biffa Bacon or STS script.

[andy_s]

Baryonyx said:

krunchkin said:

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I think it's fairly clear to anyone, and made explicit by Chris and Simon Donald, that the Fat Slags are very much a product of the Toon's Bigg Market.

No doubt that's where the inspiration came from, though as I say, the strip appears to be set in a fictional Manchester area, the script is Mancunian as were the voices on the TV show. Compare and contrast with the obviously Geordie Biffa Bacon or STS script.

"Whilst most Viz characters are recognisably from North East England, with the comic largely written in Geordie dialect, the Fat Slags and their friends converse with a Nottingham accent. This originates with the characters' creator Graham Dury who, unlike the Geordie founder of Viz, is originally from that area"