a bit council

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jamiebae

6,245 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Rude-boy said:
jamiebae said:
I'm disappointed about the number of times 'Ugg Boots' appear in this thread though, I bought my wife some last week as here they are usually teamed with a Bugaboo and a stylishly dressed and attractive woman, little did I know that they have become 'council' back home!
Fake Uggs make the list, or those that wear them so that they are stepping on the side of the boot, not the sole.
Fake Uggs are absolutely caaaahncil, I guess they're one of the few ways to cheaply keep your cankles warm in winter.

jas xjr

11,309 posts

240 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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SimonV8ster said:
I keep seeing the term 'hipster' but have no idea what/who it refers to ?!
There is a picture on a thread with some tt with a mobile turntable in a cafe. Summed it up for me

P5Nij

675 posts

173 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Thinks fly tipping is a national sport.

Can't drive past a fly tipping spot without stopping to have a quick rummage.

Spends more on fuel driving out into the sticks to said fly tipping spots than he would just going to the local tip and coughing up the 'man in a van' fee!






R8VXF

6,788 posts

116 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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jamiebae said:
Another vote for Vauxhalls, usually the Zafira
I have a dented 3 series BMW, a Corsa SXi and a VXR8 GTS on my drive. Guess I must be council! (Better not let the wife know...)

BrabusMog

20,234 posts

187 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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jamiebae said:
Wetherspoons at Stanstead Airport

Fags with the price printed on the packaging
I fly out of Stansted at least twice a month and the 'Spoons there is always packed! I prefer to just walk to the bar that's by the gates if I fancy a drink. I fking hate passport control on the way back in.

I'm guilty on this one, I smoke on and off and I buy Sterling Fresh Taste - the guy in my offy keeps the £3.67 special offer packs under the counter for me for when I do buy them.

A new one - having an offy that you use quite often. And calling it an offy.

HTP99

22,672 posts

141 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
A new one - having an offy that you use quite often. And calling it an offy.
That'll be me!

Zod

35,295 posts

259 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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jamiebae said:
Rude-boy said:
jamiebae said:
I'm disappointed about the number of times 'Ugg Boots' appear in this thread though, I bought my wife some last week as here they are usually teamed with a Bugaboo and a stylishly dressed and attractive woman, little did I know that they have become 'council' back home!
Fake Uggs make the list, or those that wear them so that they are stepping on the side of the boot, not the sole.
Fake Uggs are absolutely caaaahncil, I guess they're one of the few ways to cheaply keep your cankles warm in winter.
In the same vein, Louis Vuitton is council. Council types festoon themselves in fake LV. I saw an utterly council woman with a fake LV cigarette packet holder recently.

No right-thinking non-council person would buy (or could afford) real LV. Real LV is bought by Asians and a few Russians.

Biker's Nemesis

38,818 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Can someone do a summary

Sheets Tabuer

19,105 posts

216 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Can someone do a summary
Everything is council.

hacksaw

752 posts

118 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Can someone do a summary
Anything.
Everything.
Ever.

Baldy881

1,333 posts

178 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Two knackered old blue Ford Probes, a knackered silver PT Cruiser and a manky old (knackered) disused trampoline all residing at one address.

I can confirm this is at least 'a bit council' (and a fking eyesore to boot!)

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

155 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Walking in public with your hands down your pants, normally while wearing your Adidas tracksuit.

Wearing vests all year round, normally with gross back hair sprouting out.

Nike Air Max.

Shorpe.

Carl_Docklands

12,337 posts

263 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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jas xjr said:
SimonV8ster said:
I keep seeing the term 'hipster' but have no idea what/who it refers to ?!
There is a picture on a thread with some tt with a mobile turntable in a cafe. Summed it up for me
Hipsters in their natural habitat.



http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/b...

Biker's Nemesis

38,818 posts

209 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Is this a bit Council or a good idea.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531636/Ne...

jamiebae

6,245 posts

212 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Biker's Nemesis said:
Is this a bit Council or a good idea.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531636/Ne...
A great idea, but the car is EXTREMELY council. Also, being in Medway pushes it way up the council-o-meter.

I'd certainly use the service if they had one here though!

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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quotemehappy said:
Wimmin wearing ankle braclets; very council chic.
Toe rings and a stupid butterfly tattoo on the ankle.


Jon321 said:
Disastrous said:
Massively this. On Facebook. And also pointless attention-seeking posts along the lines of "Proper gutted...No (sic) who you can trust girls - friends 4 eva" followed by loads of "U ok huni? PM me..."

"Huni"

"Hun"

FFS.
This ^^^ so so much.
Followed by pages of this crap:

J4CKO

41,746 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Morningside said:
quotemehappy said:
Wimmin wearing ankle braclets; very council chic.
Toe rings and a stupid butterfly tattoo on the ankle.


Jon321 said:
Disastrous said:
Massively this. On Facebook. And also pointless attention-seeking posts along the lines of "Proper gutted...No (sic) who you can trust girls - friends 4 eva" followed by loads of "U ok huni? PM me..."

"Huni"

"Hun"

FFS.
This ^^^ so so much.
Followed by pages of this crap:
Absolutely

"If you have a handsome son, post this on your timeline"

"you only have one Mum etc etc"

"When my arms cant reach the people I love I reach out with my heart"


Oh do fk off you feeble minded sentimentalists.

Sheets Tabuer

19,105 posts

216 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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Indeed like this to cure cancer ignore if you want people to die.

J4CKO

41,746 posts

201 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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And, not sure if anyone has mentioned it BINGO !

Specifically Bingo adverts, aimed squarely at the simple, fat, dullard mum stuck at home all day spunking the family allowance.


The adverts are all retarded,

Foxy Bingo

Sun Bingo

Gala, Galalalalala ffs

And that one with the old Carry On trout

Laced with PPI, Payday loan, "Compensayshun", ads for st food and other favourites of the target market.


A few years ago, Phone Ringtone ads, they were pretty council.


The "Postcode Lottery", which I always thought was a media term used to say that it was variable as to whether, dependant on where you live, that you would get some kind of medical treatment, but no, it appears to be some Council lottery, apparently it is a quarter of the price of the national lottery, because the morons that probably do it dont understand odd or numbers, hence why they believe Carol Vorderman (Because she is clever and can do sums). The demographic for this is illustrated by some of the soundbites from those who have won it,

"Darren, we're off to Benidorm"

and another one that shows some other hopeless case of about 60 (Probably actually 39 biggrin) who is going to spend his on "new teeth" because, to be fair, his were either missing, or knackered.





berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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HTP99 said:
BrabusMog said:
A new one - having an offy that you use quite often. And calling it an offy.
That'll be me!
I'd love to use an proper offy, where have they all disappeared to?
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