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towman

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14,938 posts

262 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Driving around somewhereville today, approaching a very tight left hander, I had to get "wrong side" with the truck to make the corner. As I positioned myself ready for the turn, I saw a Nova, four up coming towards the corner at some speed. So I stopped. I could see him over the wall, so I assumed he could see me - wrong!

Car came blatting round the corner, saw me, panicked, pulled hard to his right, hit the high kerb damaging the OSF suspension and slid along the brick wall with the drivers door hard against it.

I was suprised to see the passenger door open and the lad "leg it" as fast as possible (not helped by the drag from his baseball cap!)

Concerned for the safety of the occupants, I thought "Poor lads, hope they are not hurt, best I go and help". First I had to reverse my truck out of the way, and in the excitement lost control and ended up with the trailer hard against the passenger door.

I jumped out and went to the back of the Nova to see if i could help them get out. On the way, I picked up my jack handle to smash the rear window and give them something to hang on to as they climbed out. I stood at the back of the car waving the handle to show my intentions, but the lads did not seem to want to get out! I could tell they were OK though as they kept offering me coffee!

Imagine my suprise when the BiB turned up and told me that these three upstanding members of the community were actually car thieves! I was shocked! Even more shocked by the abuse these three young men gave me as they were led away to the van. I was only trying to help! I cant help it if I`m not very good at reversing.

Result!!

Towman 3 Chavs Nil.

Thats my story and I`m sticking to it.

Wacky Racer

40,620 posts

270 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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towman said:
Concerned for the safety of the occupants, I thought "Poor lads, hope they are not hurt, best I go and help". First I had to reverse my truck out of the way, and in the excitement lost control and ended up with the trailer hard against the passenger door.





cortinaman

3,230 posts

276 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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fair play towman!!

Themoss

256 posts

261 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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TOP MAN!!!!! I believe you anyway....!!

robocop

489 posts

260 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Nice one Towman!

Maybe us BiB should get a few marked 18 wheelers instead of 'Stinger'....they wouldn't carry on after running into one of those!

...and just think of the cones we could carry!!

Keep up the good work

Rgds

Streetcop

5,907 posts

261 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Towman,
I salute you....

Street

Yoda954

2,260 posts

271 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.........pure class

_Al_

5,618 posts

281 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Godlike!

Don

28,378 posts

307 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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What a star!

Streetcop

5,907 posts

261 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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See...Towman...I told you the adrenalin rush and feeling of euphoria after such events is exciting....




Street

silverback mike

11,292 posts

276 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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The poor things, I hope you didn't scare them.

GreenV8S

30,999 posts

307 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Dibble

13,257 posts

263 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Excellent work Towman - and bloody well written too!

LMFAO!

towman

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14,938 posts

262 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Dibble said:
Excellent work Towman - and bloody well written too!

LMFAO!


Its basically my statement - should raise a smile in court!

Steve

cptsideways

13,829 posts

275 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Well done, have ten brownie points

lanciachris

3,357 posts

264 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Dave^

7,787 posts

276 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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what a legend!

Muncher

12,235 posts

272 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Dave^ said:
what a legend!


What he said.

ps. I hope they catch the driver!

towman

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14,938 posts

262 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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Muncher said:



ps. I hope they catch the driver!


Got the driver - not the front seat passenger. If he had been a bit more thoughtful he would have tipped the front seat so that the two in the back could have run too!

Honour among thieves - My Arse!

Steve

silverback mike

11,292 posts

276 months

Sunday 1st August 2004
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towman said:

Muncher said:



ps. I hope they catch the driver!



Got the driver - not the front seat passenger. If he had been a bit more thoughtful he would have tipped the front seat so that the two in the back could have run too!

Honour among thieves - My Arse!

Steve


Got the driver, that's the main thing. The others can always wiggle out of it by saying they were forced into the car /being carried etc.

Always aim for the driver, FSPassenger next. Absolute bonus if you get them all.