Am I a risk?

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s2ooz

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3,005 posts

286 months

Thursday 5th July 2001
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I now have three points did I drive while on a mobile phone? was I reading a map/book while driving? was I doing my makeup? NO did I run a red light? did I overtake toward oncoming cars? did I fail to indicate on a round about or junction? no was I drunk? was I on drugs? had my insurance expired? was my tax out of date? was I driving without a licence? had I stolen the car? was my number plate to small? were my tyres illegal? did my car have no MOT? is my whole car not road legal? are my brake lights and indicators faulty? NO were my kids or I not wearing belts? was I sitting in the outside or middle lane without anything to overtake? was I chucking out white poisoned fumes from a faulty engine? was my exhuast or stereo annoyingly loud? NO did I NOT notice the bike ; the small child behind parked cars ; the junction ; the school ; the build up area ? NO I was going passed a hidden camera (not even a big grey box at 73 on a dual carriageway , on a straight in broad daylight, nowhere near houses junctions paths, where the limit had been lowered for no good reason to 60 yes I was speeding, and I accepted my fine. but in the list above, who is the most danger on our roads? is it me?

ca2

12 posts

276 months

Thursday 5th July 2001
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Mr s200z, You have been found guilty of the henious crime of speeding. You will be taken from this place to a point of rehabilitation. There you will be hung by the wallet until empty. Officer - Take him down! His Honout Judge Flashngrab