Cure for bad driving...
Discussion
maybe this is a little harsh but please hear out my proposal for sorting out problems on roads...
SS style death squads.
Basically, these friendly chaps spend there days driving the length and breath of Britain in a car with a computer on board. If these nice men catch u middle lane hogging, policing the 70 in the outside lane or just genuinely being inconsiderate to other road users they pull you over to one side. Your given a warning, told not to do it again and they put your name on a list with a little gold star next to it.
Now, I think three gold stars should be the limit, If you have three stars and these blokes catch you misbehaving again you are pulled to the side of the road. They ask you to step outside of the car where they confirm your identity before pulling a Luger or something similarly retro and execute you at the side of the road. No fuss, no tears.
If you had passengers they are aloud to complete their journey in your car. You are quickly divvied up for body parts and sent to local hospitals for transplants etc. Once your passengers have completed their journey your car is collected and sold at auction. Funds go towards costs and general good causes.
"but what if these ever so friendly chaps get gun-ho" I hear you cry. Well, I have thought of that. To stave off boredom and to keep these chaps honest and true they are aloud to take pot shots at Prius's when ever they see one. Only 1 shot per car mind, there aren't that many Prius's to go around.
What do you guys think?
Is there anything else you would like to add?
Lord Pikey for Prime Minister?
Cheers
Lord Pikey
SS style death squads.
Basically, these friendly chaps spend there days driving the length and breath of Britain in a car with a computer on board. If these nice men catch u middle lane hogging, policing the 70 in the outside lane or just genuinely being inconsiderate to other road users they pull you over to one side. Your given a warning, told not to do it again and they put your name on a list with a little gold star next to it.
Now, I think three gold stars should be the limit, If you have three stars and these blokes catch you misbehaving again you are pulled to the side of the road. They ask you to step outside of the car where they confirm your identity before pulling a Luger or something similarly retro and execute you at the side of the road. No fuss, no tears.
If you had passengers they are aloud to complete their journey in your car. You are quickly divvied up for body parts and sent to local hospitals for transplants etc. Once your passengers have completed their journey your car is collected and sold at auction. Funds go towards costs and general good causes.
"but what if these ever so friendly chaps get gun-ho" I hear you cry. Well, I have thought of that. To stave off boredom and to keep these chaps honest and true they are aloud to take pot shots at Prius's when ever they see one. Only 1 shot per car mind, there aren't that many Prius's to go around.
What do you guys think?
Is there anything else you would like to add?
Lord Pikey for Prime Minister?
Cheers
Lord Pikey
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I quite like the idea and is very similar to one I kick about now and again, however my idea had the police with canes which would be used to whip peoples hands and feet if they are bad driving. Not even 3 stars (chances) a punishment after each and every bad driving episode. They would soon learn!
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