Unbelievable WTF wee warmer from local plod
Unbelievable WTF wee warmer from local plod
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hornetrider

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63,161 posts

236 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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We've just had a security flyer through the door from our neighbourhood watch bobby, highlighting ways in which we can all improve security.

Amongst which is the following gem:

If you have walls with rounded tops then think about putting trellised fencing on top to deter thieves climbing the walls. Do not use barbed or razor wire, or embed glass in concrete, as you could be held liable for any injuries caused.

W..........T..........F!

That is unbelievable! Poor little burglar may scratch his hands on your wall and claim damages!! fking scrotes deserve anything they fking get! mad

/andbreathe

CivicMan

2,211 posts

232 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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And if you have a "Beware of the Dog" sign, if a wannabe burglar gets nipped by your hound, you will be prosecuted BECAUSE you put a warning sign up, ipso facto you are recognising your dog is dangerous. Boll'ox to this whole cruppy system I say.

Shaw Tarse

31,901 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Yeah but dey will sue yew innit/like coz u urtt dem like wink

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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And what about the fireman/paramedic/policeman/good neighbour trying to gain access to your property?

Maybe I should be allowed to put that shotgun on a wire at my back door.

The Black Flash

13,735 posts

229 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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A plod told a colleague of mine who was recently burgled, that the thing to do was carpet grippers along the inside of the wall, just below the top - that way it's on your property (apparently that's ok for some reason), and it still impales the dick who's trying to climb the wall.

hornetrider

Original Poster:

63,161 posts

236 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Not sure I agree with this being moved to SP+L - more of a light hearted topic than serious

Greendubber

15,368 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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I'd say its a heads up, they're telling people not to fall foul of anything.

FishFace

3,790 posts

239 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Can't remember which legislation it is but it basically states you have a duty to a reasonable degree to make sure no one gets hurt on your property. It makes sense when you think of the legal implied permission people e.g. postman have. It wouldn't be great if they fell into a Bear pit.

The downside is of course not being able to set death traps for criminals. I would think the public interest argument against prosecuting someone whose property has injured a criminal would be rather low.

forza whites

2,555 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Greendubber said:
I'd say its a heads up, they're telling people not to fall foul of anything.
At what point do we stop interfering with People's Lifes?

God, what a Nanny state we live in!

People wear High Vis jackets for working in a shop these days!
Don't do this, that is wrong....Why cannot people decide for themselves!
Do the state think they have the moral and right judgement on everything in life?

Heads up their own backsides if you ask me.

If you don't want to fall foul of anything, don't have any posessions or a house/flat
that way they cannot get stolen and broken into....if you do...its your fault anyway!

Greendubber

15,368 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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forza whites said:
Greendubber said:
I'd say its a heads up, they're telling people not to fall foul of anything.
At what point do we stop interfering with People's Lifes?

God, what a Nanny state we live in!

People wear High Vis jackets for working in a shop these days!
Don't do this, that is wrong....Why cannot people decide for themselves!
Do the state think they have the moral and right judgement on everything in life?

Heads up their own backsides if you ask me.

If you don't want to fall foul of anything, don't have any posessions or a house/flat
that way they cannot get stolen and broken into....if you do...its your fault anyway!
I didnt ask you but OK.

forza whites

2,555 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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FishFace said:
Can't remember which legislation it is but it basically states you have a duty to a reasonable degree to make sure no one gets hurt on your property. It makes sense when you think of the legal implied permission people e.g. postman have. It wouldn't be great if they fell into a Bear pit.

The downside is of course not being able to set death traps for criminals. I would think the public interest argument against prosecuting someone whose property has injured a criminal would be rather low.
Thats a better way of putting it!

Deltaf01

1,512 posts

228 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Any advice on what i can do with this ere dead burglar ive trapped?

I did think of feeding him to the pigs orginally but im not so sure piggy deserves to be eating that kind of filth...

Greendubber

15,368 posts

234 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Deltaf01 said:
Any advice on what i can do with this ere dead burglar ive trapped?

I did think of feeding him to the pigs orginally but im not so sure piggy deserves to be eating that kind of filth...
Nice new patio? laugh

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

265 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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And frankly, I don't want to live in a society where we concrete glass on walls, barbed wire everywhere, etc.

We have shutters on every shop window, they're bad enough. Don't need barbed wire to make it worse.

Hedders

24,460 posts

278 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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CivicMan said:
And if you have a "Beware of the Dog" sign, if a wannabe burglar gets nipped by your hound, you will be prosecuted BECAUSE you put a warning sign up, ipso facto you are recognising your dog is dangerous. Boll'ox to this whole cruppy system I say.
Does this mean guard dogs are outlawed?



erdnase

1,963 posts

232 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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I'm sure there are plenty of vicious, spiky climbing plants that can be encouraged to climb up a wall.

TVR 3X

1,233 posts

298 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Hedders said:
Does this mean guard dogs are outlawed?
No it means that you have to erect signs saying:-

"Don't worry about the Cuddly Rotweilers"

and mean it.

Russ

forza whites

2,555 posts

226 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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Hedders said:
CivicMan said:
And if you have a "Beware of the Dog" sign, if a wannabe burglar gets nipped by your hound, you will be prosecuted BECAUSE you put a warning sign up, ipso facto you are recognising your dog is dangerous. Boll'ox to this whole cruppy system I say.
Does this mean guard dogs are outlawed?
Will be soon! the way the country is going! and by the way the 'Beware of the Dog' sign you put up has to comply to BS5437/EU Directive/83390....or you may be prosecuted...just like the grocer in the NE a few years back for the Lbs/Kg's debacle.......

JustinP1

13,363 posts

261 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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If you think that is bad get this:

On the north west news there was a court case of two company directors taken to court for damages...

They got so annoyed with kids breaking into their company property they bought a 'scarer' - a gunpowder banger when an intruder enters. Harmless unless you are touching it.

A kid broke into the compound and STOLE the banger. He took it home and messed about with it with his mates. It went off in his hands...

Now the parents - did they chastise the boy!? No, they were there at the criminal case which the company directors were found not guilty to tell the cameras they would be suing them for damages to their kid.

F*ck me. Next a burglar will sue me because they stole a knife and cut themselves with it cooking dinner a month later...

Hedders

24,460 posts

278 months

Thursday 28th August 2008
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The only way of protecting yourself from the law is to kill and bury anyone trespassers you find...