You have got to be joking....
You have got to be joking....
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anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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I know i have said on here before about people jumping red lights here in doncaster, but this one tonight is by far the worst example yet. So there i am sat at the traffic lights waiting for them to change. the traffic coming over thins out, and the lights for us change, and by amber, i am in gear and releasing the handbrake, on green i go. Next thing i know, as im accelerating is this total fkwit, comes across the front of me, and then gets stuck with traffic flowing the other way(its a dual cariageway). So, i politely asked this dimwit, what he was doing. His answer..... Mind your own effing business, and if you cut me up again, i'll slap you!

Now correct me if im wrong, but as he jumped the lights about 2 minutes after they have changed, how the hell is it me thats cut this nobhead up?????ranting
So im giving up my car, and im going to get a challenger 2 tank, and im going to run this dhead over!!!


P.S. he must of been 19, and driving a stilo, dont the driving instructors here know what a red light is??

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Why didn't you challenege him to the slap fight then? out nutter him as it were buy getting out of your car, running up to his yelling (don't forget the nervus twitch) and stove his head in? It's not as if you'd be sent down for it.

SS HSV

9,646 posts

288 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA

Scott328i

18,294 posts

231 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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SS HSV said:
homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA
lol

ypauly

15,137 posts

230 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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SS HSV said:
homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA
rofl

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Anymore????coffee

Technonotice

4,250 posts

221 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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SS HSV said:
homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA
hehe

robinhood21

31,139 posts

262 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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homicide said:
Anymore????coffee
Not really. But, you have learnt a valuable lesson from this; always look both ways before pulling away. wink

King Herald

23,501 posts

246 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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SS HSV said:
homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA
hehe

mattley

3,037 posts

252 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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homicide said:
.... here in doncaster, ....
Well that's your problem right there.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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mattley said:
homicide said:
.... here in doncaster, ....
Well that's your problem right there.
Fair point, but i chose to move here, so i have to live with that decision now!!rolleyes

mattley

3,037 posts

252 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Doh!

MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

238 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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I'd have said "ere ek lad, giveova, ekky thump"

hehe

Sorry.

anonymous-user

Original Poster:

84 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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MK4 Slowride said:
I'd have said "ere ek lad, giveova, ekky thump"

hehe

Sorry.
Was going to try the ekky thump out on him, but as he looked like he was struggling not to drag his knuckles on the floor, thought it best not too!!

g_stacey

644 posts

263 months

Wednesday 5th November 2008
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Have to say, commuting as I do 17 miles into London on a motorbike or cycle 5 days a week, I never accept a green light as being an indicator that its all clear to go. Always look left and right first.

G


mmm-five

12,381 posts

314 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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Green means 'go, if safe to do so' - it doesn't mean 'go, without looking'.

Yes, he probably jumped a red light - but it could easily have been a copper, ambulance or fire engine.

So there tongue out

vonhosen

40,597 posts

247 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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mmm-five said:
Green means 'go, if safe to do so' - it doesn't mean 'go, without looking'.

Yes, he probably jumped a red light - but it could easily have been a copper, ambulance or fire engine.

So there tongue out
Emergency services have to treat a red light as a 'Give way'.

Jasandjules

72,607 posts

259 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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SO notify the police. Jumping red lights is feckin' dangerous. Did you get his plate? There may be a camera there etc..

It seems more prevalent in society today that when someone is in the wrong, they are the ones who get aggressive.

7db

6,060 posts

260 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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g_stacey said:
Have to say, commuting as I do 17 miles into London on a motorbike or cycle 5 days a week, I never accept a green light as being an indicator that its all clear to go. Always look left and right first.

G
Ah but you don't live in Doncaster (that or you've got one hell of a route there), and you can drive. Coincidence?

S1MMA

2,451 posts

249 months

Thursday 6th November 2008
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ypauly said:
SS HSV said:
homicide said:
Complained about stuff before.
Car jumps the lights.
I get all shirty.
19 year old threatens to punch me out
I st myself and post on PH
EFA
rofl
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