Police car smash

[sidekickdmr]

Mc lovins post just reminded me shat i saw last week:

there i was at the Lloyds cashpoint in Normanton, heard plod sirens coming down a sidestreet, que a purple micra slowing down so it looks like he is letting the police car out, panicking then flooring it


ended in one front end of a micra on the other side of the road and one astra with misshapen bumper headlight bonnet wing door door quater boot and back bumper and tail light

Right outside the police station too so about 20 coppers came running over, how intimidating for the poor old biddy that panicked and floored it.

felt sorry for the female officer too

was a bad smash, both easily a writeoff, 57plate astra too

thats all
x

[sleep envy]

I had chicken for lunch

[Adenauer]

Was it dog shat?

[arryb]

In other news - My desk is brown!

[randomman]

Women don't like me

[Vixpy1]

I'm ill

[Rob.]

I am too after I`ve had to decipher the OP`s post.

[V6]

MX-5?

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

fascinating, glad I just wasted an part of my life reading that

[sidekickdmr]

Ohhhhhhhh

in other news PH knock's someone's confidence down a peg in double pointless post scandal

[Vixpy1]

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

[randomman]

Maybe a remap will help, I hear they work wonders on the 335d

[Adenauer]

Well, that went well then

[randomman]

Vixpy1 said:

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

But full with what? Marshmellows - No way
Water - Again, no
Chocolate Digestives - Probably actually. I have a knack for talking with a gobfull of these.

[NiceCupOfTea]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

fascinating, glad I just wasted an part of my life reading that

And you and everybody else in the thread just wasted another part of their lives thinking up "original" reponses!

[devonshiredave]

Oxo tower anyone?

[Eddh]

randomman said:

Vixpy1 said:

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

But full with what? Marshmellows - No way
Water - Again, no
Chocolate Digestives - Probably actually. I have a knack for talking with a gobfull of these.

I won't ask any questions regarding this subject manor.

[Vlad.]

Eddh said:

randomman said:

Vixpy1 said:

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

But full with what? Marshmellows - No way
Water - Again, no
Chocolate Digestives - Probably actually. I have a knack for talking with a gobfull of these.

I won't ask any questions regarding this subject manor.

Vixpy went to public school - he knows all about choccy biccy. The game where it's a very bad idea to come last.

[james_tigerwoods]

Vlad. said:

Eddh said:

randomman said:

Vixpy1 said:

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

But full with what? Marshmellows - No way
Water - Again, no
Chocolate Digestives - Probably actually. I have a knack for talking with a gobfull of these.

I won't ask any questions regarding this subject manor.

Vixpy went to public school - he knows all about choccy biccy. The game where it's a very bad idea to come last.

I thought it was "soggy biscuit"?

[Vlad.]

james_tigerwoods said:

Vlad. said:

Eddh said:

randomman said:

Vixpy1 said:

sidekickdmr said:

double pointless post scandal

Bet you can't say that with your mouth full .

But full with what? Marshmellows - No way
Water - Again, no
Chocolate Digestives - Probably actually. I have a knack for talking with a gobfull of these.

I won't ask any questions regarding this subject manor.

Vixpy went to public school - he knows all about choccy biccy. The game where it's a very bad idea to come last.

I thought it was "soggy biscuit"?

I guess it depends which school you went to.