Replacing BiB with Domestos.

[autismuk]

Yes, really. Our local Police Force, with the enthusiastic approval of Charles Clarke, have figured out a new way to reduce crime.

Giving out disinfectant for people to splash all over their houses to keep the yobbos away because of the bad smell.

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[tvrgit]

What an excellent idea.

I have just looked at the price of disinfectant though, and was put off by the cost, so thought I might try pigst - to get that same smell deterrent. Unfortunately that too is in short supply - it appears to have been bought up by various police crime prevention departments and by HM Government's Home Office, for the purpose of packing out the cavities where their brains used to be. It's the only substance they can find thick enough, apparently.

[Parrot of Doom]

heh, thats a good idea. Theres a footbridge near me thats getting graffitied all the time, I might throw a bottle or two of domestos up there

[Cooperman]

Just be careful you don't mistake the local vicar for a 'yobbo' and pour the disinfectant on him. If you do you could be prosecuted for a 'Bleach of the Priest!"

[scorp]

How long will it be before a toddler gets poisoned then. i despair at other peoples stupidity sometimes.

[havoc]

What a fantastic idea - is your standard of living being lowered by being subject to irritating yobs?
Why not avoid it by lowering your standard of living by being subject to an irritating chemical!!!

Every day, in every way, they are making the lives of ordinary people that bit less bearable!!!

[Dwight VanDriver]

Pssst....

Not strictly true.

I heard it was Jeyes Fluid......

dvd

[welsh blackbird]

Dwight VanDriver said:

Pssst.... Not strictly true. I heard it was Jeyes Fluid...... dvd

Is there something wrong with me - I actually like the smell of Jeyes Fluid?

[james_j]

tvrgit said:

thought I might try pigst - to get that same smell deterrent.

Nooooo! That would attract them.

[flat_steve]

Cooperman said:

Just be careful you don't mistake the local vicar for a 'yobbo' and pour the disinfectant on him. If you do you could be prosecuted for a 'Bleach of the Priest!"

[Parrot of Doom]

scorp said:

How long will it be before a toddler gets poisoned then. i despair at other peoples stupidity sometimes.

Including the stupid toddler who decided licking a smelly wall would be a good idea?

[MR2Mike]

scorp said:

How long will it be before a toddler gets poisoned then. i despair at other peoples stupidity sometimes.

So you would be happy for toddlers to hang around unsupervised in an area known to be frequented by yobs? Won't someone think of the children!

>> Edited by MR2Mike on Monday 13th February 19:02

[streaky]

Cooperman said:

Just be careful you don't mistake the local vicar for a 'yobbo' and pour the disinfectant on him. If you do you could be prosecuted for a 'Bleach of the Priest!"

Only by an Oriental CPS solicitor - Streaky

[Hollywood Wheels]

streaky said:

Cooperman said: Just be careful you don't mistake the local vicar for a 'yobbo' and pour the disinfectant on him. If you do you could be prosecuted for a 'Bleach of the Priest!" Only by an Oriental CPS solicitor - Streaky

[Tonyrec]

I dont know about Domestos.....what about Ratzina?

(for those that have never been to Greece and drunk the local wine then this attempt at a joke wont mean a thing).

[7db]

I got it. Although it was metaxa'in my brain at this time in the morning.

[havoc]

Tonyrec said:

I dont know about Domestos.....what about Ratzina? (for those that have never been to Greece and drunk the local wine then this attempt at a joke wont mean a thing).

Sod that, use raki - given the amount of my tastebuds AND braincells it killed, NOTHING stands a chance with that stuff!!!