I know I'm repeating myself, but...

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OK, here we go again...

Night traffic car this coming weekend, 9pm-7am.

Any requests as to how I should spend my time (radio calls permitting)?

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pwig said:

'What is the top speed of this vehicle sir' '180mph sir' 'And you were only doing 120?!... Puff'

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cuneus said:

Please sit on a motorway and book everyone doing 79mph

Oh David, read my other posts, and please tell me you're being ironic...

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safespeed said:

Would you get some drunks off the roads please?

I'll try my best. Anything else Paul?

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WC Liebchen - you always seem to reply to my "What should I be doing" posts...

Are you stalking me? Please!

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GingerNinja said:

Refer to every speeding motorist you pull as Michael Schumacher and be as condescending as possible.

I much prefer to refer to the mentalist car speeders as Juan Fangio... it just seems to confuse them so much more...

And I can do condescending like you wouldn't believe... until I do my "patronising"!

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safespeed said:

I guess you'll have to keep your eyes open and see what comes along. Carelessness and inattention are the number one accident causes, but quite probably not on Saturday night...

I guess quite a few drink/drugged drivers will be in the mix as well.

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WC, will do.

Tschuss! (apologies for poor German spelling!)

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Steve/towman: Unfortunately, Brighton is just ever so marginally oustide my area... although I did once go there to pick up a prisoner (619.6 miles return).

Of course, there are plenty of Chavs in my local area. Will they do as a substitute for you?

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But our Chavs are trying (Very trying... boom, boom)

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It's a large(ish) north west provincial force, that also includes a seaside resort beginning with "B".

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dontlift said:

Take a couple of WPC's out in the car with you and report back on Monday WITH PICTURES

You haven't seen many female Police officers, have you? Mind you, I'm no oil painting..

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Only 23 hours to go until I'm back at the fun factory. Any more requests?

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It's a large(ish) north west provincial force, that also includes a seaside resort beginning with "B".

'nuff said?