My mate the Magistrate

[mybrainhurts]

I was talking to a magistrate who's recently been snapped by a Truvelo on a 30mph 3-lane dual carriageway near home.

He received a letter from the Lord Chancellor, chastising him for his irresponsible behaviour. "we expect a more responsible attitude from magistrates and we expect them to comply with the law" quoth the good Lord Irvine.

My mate said he was sorely tempted to call Derry boy and tell him to stuff his magistrates job up his arse!

But he didn't.

Pity.

He says he knows of 20 magistrates caught by the Scam, and one Clerk of the Court who had to appear before the beak for gross speeding.

Wonder if Derry boy will write a letter to himself when he falls foul of the Scam?

[deltaf]

Derryboy is a complete twat of Brunstomesque proportions.

[Spoonman]

Plus he probably has a personal 'driver'.

[sidekick]

Well, when you get pensioned off at 2 million quid (or whatever farcical amount of taxpayers money it is) and as Tony's friend and mentor you're one of New Labia's saints, you're far too important to waste time driving yourself around. The to55er should be rolled up in some of his "Pugin" wallpaper and dumped in the Channel!

[madou]

Nearer £3m

"To buy this package for a fit 63-year-old retiring on £202,736 would cost about £2.6m. Add in the £405,472 golden goodbye, and let's call it a round £3m"

www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2003/06/07/ccom07.xml

Avoid the risk of saving just to hit the new social envy limit of £1.4m in the Pensions Green Paper, just piss your money away on cars, then expect taxpayers to support you when you get old ...

[JonRB]

madou said:

just piss your money away on cars, then expect taxpayers to support you when you get old.

Sounds fantastic! Where do I sign up?

[alans]

the more "beaks" who get caught on scameras the better, and Derry can Feck off.