What is it about Bordellos?

[Gamekeeper]

Two things strike me about Il Bordello - the pizza-plus-place - on Wapping High St. Why is it ALWAYS rammed? And why are there always so many top rides parked around there? I've walked/driven past loads of times and there's never a free table. I mean it's not like it's Ramsay's place at Claridges or anything - it's your basic over-boiled Italo-grub served on a big plate. And the punters are clearly a monied & discerning lot judging by the metal on the kerb. Apart from the owner's DB7 and the black 599, and not counting the resident TVRs, 911s and Boxters, I've seen a DeLorean, new Phantom (three spaces), Enzo, Murci (not Tony's) and a Spyker. Maybe he's knocking out recreational pharmaceuticals along with his quatro formagi? Anyone shed any light on this phenomenon?

[Gamekeeper]

ThatPhilBrettGuy said:

Gamekeeper said:

I've walked/driven past loads of times and there's never a free table.

But have you actually eaten there? You point out an Italian restaurant that's anywhere near as good in the area and I'll give it a go....

'spose it's no good mentioning Pizza Express at this point Phil ? But seriously - anyone tried either La Figa in Narrow Street or the newish Italian place at the St Catherine's end of the High Street? It looks nice - but even on a Friday it's only two corpse's short of a morgue in there.

[Gamekeeper]

Does the black 599 belong to the owner? If so, can you ask him to reduce the price of his pizzas?