Numpty Silver Porker Driver in York

[steve f]

tomtvr said:

steve f said:

gemini said:

[quote=rods][quote=gemini



I cannot think of when Ive behaved in such a manner over a prolonged period!

I can driving through leeds on the phone, no seatbelt on, eating a pie, taking pictures with camera,and filming me at 140mph through a tunnel in you renualt with 4 topless birds in it cant remember the other things

typical reply - if your going to make these statements try actually getting the facts

He was holding a pasty - and the speed was nearer 150

wow this means my speedo is 10mph wrong so me and gemini got 206 mph down greek street not 196mph as we thought

[Tonto]

tomtvr said:

steve f said:

gemini said:

[quote=rods][quote=gemini



I cannot think of when Ive behaved in such a manner over a prolonged period!

I can driving through leeds on the phone, no seatbelt on, eating a pie, taking pictures with camera,and filming me at 140mph through a tunnel in you renualt with 4 topless birds in it cant remember the other things

typical reply - if your going to make these statements try actually getting the facts

He was holding a pasty - and the speed was nearer 150

No, it was a pie

[Tonto]

Ahem , a visit from the off topic police is due





Having said that, the above is a Pork Pie, and the Numpty was driving a Porker!