Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

Worst bit of mickey mouse design on a tvr?!

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simpo one

85,821 posts

267 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Ye famouse olde Griffith bonnet stay, as described in my letter to Sprint a few months ago. £35,000 car, 2p bonnet stay fashioned from those coat hangers you get from dry-cleaners. Apalling, and many people who want to see the engine say instead - 'ooh that's a bit wobbly...'

scruff400

3,757 posts

263 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Love my TVR to bits but there are a few bits on it that the designer/engineer must have been having a bad day on. Anybody got any funny ones they want to share?


The driver in mine is a bit frayed!

williamball

4,311 posts

284 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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The door locks on a Cerbera connected by an 'adjustable rod' to the electric actuator. Is this connection rose jointed perhaps? Or a neat plastic mini-rose joint thingy? Or maybe a small bolt and locknut?
Nope, its a long screw bent into a 'J' shape and hooked though the hole.
WB

patrick

513 posts

286 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Although I love the Wedges/SEAC's .. I wonder where the idea came from to strap a mini door to the boot of my car

BLUETHUNDER

7,881 posts

262 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Probably the problems encountered on T.V.R.fixture and fittings is because when they designed the body shape they were so radical than any thing else on offer that trying to fit all the gubbins in was an after thought.Designers probably thought no one will work on them there selves they will take em to a dealers to be repaired,i must agree uve got to be a f***ing contortionist to get your limbs in some of the places on the car.

ATG

20,718 posts

274 months

Thursday 15th August 2002
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Windscreen wipers that get marooned half way across the glass. There is nothing quite as dignified as pulling over and leaping out of the car to give them a hand before their motor burns out.

Podie

46,630 posts

277 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Although I love the Wedges/SEAC's .. I wonder where the idea came from to strap a mini door to the boot of my car




- a barn door at that! (great cars though - fantastic sound..!)

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Qualia

154 posts

269 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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On my S3, the seat belts without doubt. It takes some rather "gymnastic" body movements to put them on without the buggers folding back up on themselves and then getting stuck. Really annoying when you take a passenger who doesn't have a technique as refined as mine.

Another thing is the position of the boot release switch. It happened more than once that I accidentally hit it when in full swing. Rather embaressing. It would be ok if some device would pop up James Bond style, like a rocket launcher....

Andy

P7ULG

1,052 posts

285 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Sick and tired of seeing Ford / Citroen / GM labels on parts.... mickey mouse...



McLaren F1 uses BMW indicator stalks and bonnet releaseand look how much they cost!

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plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Sick and tired of seeing Ford / Citroen / GM labels on parts.... mickey mouse...



McLaren F1 uses BMW indicator stalks and bonnet releaseand look how much they cost!

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Never mind BMW engine, BMW ignition system etc etc...

Matt

M-G

151 posts

262 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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How about the just slightly too narrow boot opening on the Chimaera that means two or three attempts to get the roof into it.

Two attempts is my best effort so far after 1 year of ownership and taking the roof off at every oppotunity!

simpo one

85,821 posts

267 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Nearly forgot: the way that when tall people get in and push the seat right back, it jams the seatbelts. It's a pain if you want to open the boot from the outside and it's locked. No clever centtral locking of course - you have to open the driver's door, put the key in the ignition, turn it two clicks, lena in to press the button on the dashboard, take the key out, extricate yourslef from the car, then go to the boot.... usually repeated about 10 times at every car show!

Neil Menzies

5,167 posts

286 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Nearly forgot: the way that when tall people get in and push the seat right back, it jams the seatbelts. It's a pain if you want to open the boot from the outside and it's locked. No clever centtral locking of course - you have to open the driver's door, put the key in the ignition, turn it two clicks, lena in to press the button on the dashboard, take the key out, extricate yourslef from the car, then go to the boot.... usually repeated about 10 times at every car show!


I've had a remote release fitted - you just click from outside the car, and hey presto. Worth doing.

craigalsop

1,991 posts

270 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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It's a pain if you want to open the boot from the outside and it's locked. No clever central locking of course - you have to open the driver's door, put the key in the ignition, turn it two clicks, lean in to press the button on the dashboard, take the key out, extricate yourslef from the car, then go to the boot.... usually repeated about 10 times at every car show!

Get a remote control plipper fitted - I had mine done by Noel V8 - very handy. I think it cost me just over £100 (I had it done with some other stuff, so I'm not completely sure)

cheers,
Craig

I see Neil beat me to it - he also had his done by Noel

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david010167

1,397 posts

265 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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The annoying glove box catch on the Griff, every time a passenger gets in, brushes their knees against th edam thing, it pops open, and then you have to show/explain the careful art of shutting it.

Must look into finding a better catch/lock oneday.

David

paulk

319 posts

276 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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The hidious electric mirror switch on a Cerb looks like its from a old Sierra.

zertec

499 posts

285 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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The hidious electric mirror switch on a Cerb looks like its from a old Sierra.


Rover

JonRB

74,897 posts

274 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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Two attempts is my best effort so far after 1 year of ownership and taking the roof off at every oppotunity!
I can get it in first time every time now.
The trick is to always put the leading edge (the edge that goes against the windscreen) downwards, with the mohair facing you (ie. carbon fibre pointing towards the front of the car, mohair towards the back), then put the left side into the boot first and as far into the left as possible, rotate slightly to clear the spare wheel (if fitted) and then the right side just follows.

I'm sure there are other ways of doing it, but this works for me first time every time.

Hope that helps
Jon

simpo one

85,821 posts

267 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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'The trick is to always put the leading edge (the edge that goes against the windscreen) downwards'

Yes - but:

'with the mohair facing you (ie. carbon fibre pointing towards the front of the car, mohair towards the back)'

Are you sure? In a Griff it's the other way round. In the 4.0 it went in front of the spare wheel OK, in the 500 it didn't, so I took it out and have some Tyre-Weld instead.

david010167

1,397 posts

265 months

Friday 16th August 2002
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'with the mohair facing you (ie. carbon fibre pointing towards the front of the car, mohair towards the back)'



I do not think it will fit in the Griff the other way round. Now I am very curious.

David


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