Wickham Square - Boxing Day

[HarryW]

mungo said:

shnozz said: mungo said: Says David Blaine says Phil Collins.. I am far sexier than Phil Collins mate! AND I have more hair than him

That maybe true though, however (don't you just love howevers ) he has a certain attraction to the opposite gender that is difficult to obtain this side of having several million in your back pocket .
Shallow, I know, but as you know wimmen so well it didn't need stating, I was just pointing it out to the rest on PH that do not have that understanding .

Harry

Harry

[shnozz]

mungo said:

I am far sexier than Phil Collins mate! AND I have more hair than him

I think it is your modesty that makes your more attractive than Phil Collins mate.

more hair than him my arse. In fact, my arse does have more hair.

[HarryW]

shnozz said:

mungo said: I am far sexier than Phil Collins mate! AND I have more hair than him I think it is your modesty that makes your more attractive than Phil Collins mate. more hair than him my arse. In fact, my arse does have more hair.

Sounds like one of those 'your face, my ass, good match' slanging contests

Harry

[mike s]

I Hope I can get a Bulldog this cute

[shnozz]

mungo said:

shnozz said: In fact, my arse does have more hair. You want to see the doctor about that then mate!

I would but you and I share the same doctor in Locks Heath. Apparently they are too busy dealing with your genital herpes to fit me in.


oops, did i just say that out loud..

[shnozz]

quality Mike!

[mike s]

Ah thats good news for Xmas, You got the all clear then...Well done mate

>> Edited by mike s on Tuesday 23 December 15:30

[shnozz]

mungo said:

!!! For the benefit of everyone else, I would like to state that I do not have genital herpes as Shnozz stated above... I cannot even get an appointment these days as they are too busy speaking to Shnozz about his arse crabs >> Edited by mungo on Tuesday 23 December 15:30

jokes are never as good second time around dont you find

[shnozz]

mungo said:

Whilst we're on the subject of second time around... keep that shampoo the doc gave you just in case mate

thats more like it

surprised you remember the word "shampoo". I thought you motto was "take 2 bottles into the shower, I just go"

[shnozz]

suffering from premature kojakulation isn't the sign of a real man. Pineapple breezers are the true sign.

[T88CAN]

mungo said:

Says David Blaine

More like a cross between David Baddiel and Ben Elton Dont worry Phil i`m pretty sure will will have enough tools between us to get you going

[TimW]

Yep dad cleaned my room now