Caption Competition

[UKBob]

Bonus points for guessing who the 2 people in the photo are

[yellow peril]

Driver leans across and says to Hairy Ape...
No Mr C.....You have to suss how to get in BEFORE I take you for a blat.

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[groucho]

Eh Clarkson, get in, there's some bad weather following.

[gemini]

"Hamster - if you think Im going to be seen with you in that shirt"

[Corin Denton]

I want to be Luke Duke this time!

[eddie 4.2]

So that will be £10.00 for a blowie but if you want me to wear lipstick that will be extra.

[gemini]

Hey Mister
Can ya pimp ma ride?

[andy4200]

Clarkson says to UkBob:

I told you last time, I only get in blue cerberas.

[Corin Denton]

eddie 4.2 said:

So that will be £10.00 for a blowie but if you want me to wear lipstick that will be extra.

[TimW]

when was that taken. where was it?

[GCerbera]

eddie 4.2 said:

So that will be £10.00 for a blowie but if you want me to TAKE THE lipstick OFF that will be extra.

[TON70]

I wonder if it's too late to cancel that Ford thingy ma jig I wanted??? This looks much much better...but in blue I think

[2 Smokin Barrels]

'ere, you in the car..your shirt's worse than mine!

[GCerbera]

In topical mode, Clarkson to UKBOB "Anyone ever tell you, your car is sh*t?"

[Mrs Cuchillo]

When is the programme being broadcast?

[eddie 4.2]

I know now is this one of the the chaps u helped out in hastings one sat night.

[brentstevens]

Clarkson - next time you need a leak, make sure the bloody passenger window is closed.

[GCerbera]

"Ere Clarkson, what's this brown stuff you left on the seat?!"

"Err, sorry mate, too much car for me"

[TeGriffic]

"No thanks mate, I'll walk, yellow TVR's are soooo common".

"Yeah, got it really cheap, apparently the price of the Typhoon kept going up and he needed the cash fast".


>> Edited by TeGriffic on Monday 14th February 22:32

[yellow peril]

TeGriffic said:

"No thanks mate, I'll walk, yellow TVR's are toooooo fast". "Yeah, got it really cheap, apparently the price of the Typhoon kept going up and he needed the cash fast". >> Edited by TeGriffic on Monday 14th February 22:32

OK....You're a 'dead' man walking mate......

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