WIFE FOR SALE!

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al bell500

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114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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Had my chim since august and we`ve formed a beautiful friendship.It`s amazing how quickly a car can get used to an inferior species,it seems to know what i`m gonna do 5 seconds before i do!
Marriage is on the rocks tho and i fear for the future of my baby(car not wife!).Anyone know if it`s possible to fit an ejector seat in a TVR? I`ve seen it on an Astin and it could be a solution to my problem!!!!!!
Picture the scene,140 on the M2, pop and there she blows. If only.
Sad Al.

al bell500

Original Poster:

114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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I`d run her over but fibreglass aint strong enuf!
Nah, would`nt really want any harm to come to her(car).
Big `ol shame the car has to suffer in times like these but when it`s weighed up,whingeing wife vs burbling beauty,i`m getting more w and less b!
Bugga and bum!
Maybe we could hide out in the hills,she`s got a full coat an i could make a poncho out of her rain cap.We`d be like bonnie an clyde. Belly an chim!
Women!!!!!

al bell500

Original Poster:

114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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Marki,
LOVE YA STYLE MAN!

al bell500

Original Poster:

114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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Her big end`s have definately gotten BIGGER!

al bell500

Original Poster:

114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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Peter,
When i get some sort of stability in my life, i`ll be in touch.
Cheers
Alan

al bell500

Original Poster:

114 posts

251 months

Thursday 20th November 2003
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Steady!
I meant it in a professional kinda way.