Stability at Lotus?

Stability at Lotus?

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marki

15,763 posts

272 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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Why don't you go and sit on the dog and pretend to drive it?




Fantastic. You are coming to the awards ceremony aren't you Chassis. That one in itself was deserving of a 2002 title!



That made my day welcom back Mr. C

GrahamG

1,091 posts

269 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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Anyone wondering what that high pitched whirring noise is?

It's the sound of Colin Chapman and Enzo Ferrari spinning in their graves!!

Bonce

4,339 posts

281 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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I never ,at all ,ever give any and all information across the Net.Wheather it be Bank Accounts or the colour of shirt i wore last sunday i give vague details where neccesary.
Dont take it personally but you never know who is reading this and it could come back to me!


How do you explain this then?
www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=hungryjim

Oi_Oi_Savaloy

2,313 posts

262 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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Now that is a hell of a google search!


mr_tony

6,329 posts

271 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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bonce - ROTFL!
Anyway Chassis - you were saying ?

theboymoon

2,699 posts

262 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the dream we all dream of... chassis versus hungryjim... in the world series of bollocks.



BRING IT ON!

theboymoon

2,699 posts

262 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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I reckon I could track HungryJim down. He has said that he lives in the Lothians and was recently walking down the street near a well-known supermarket in Edinburgh.
I too live in the city. A good friend of mine owns an elise S1. I did, at one point, think of maybe offering Mr Jim of Hungry a lift in it but i dont think he would be interested because it is just a boggo, naturally aspirated, normally velocity-retarded 118bhp........ not a super-charger in sight im afraid!
Moonie

Thom

2,745 posts

275 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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If you do not drive anything then your comment cannot be good for this site.

HAHAHA!
Then there must be thousands of PHers who don't drive anything!

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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Bonce that is not me!
Youve been badly mislead!
theboymoon i may come and see your Elise one day!
Can you track me down well good luck!
Remember its the Big Tesco near Logie Green Rd.I was there today actually - walking the dog.



>> Edited by hungryjim on Wednesday 18th September 21:31

whatever

2,174 posts

272 months

Wednesday 18th September 2002
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"I drive a whatever"



Steady...

smeagol

1,947 posts

286 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Sorry Whatever I forgot it was our little secret

Hungryjim, you really make me laugh. You're not willing to tell us what you drive, but you're quite willing to tell us where you shop ie an area where you live. Most people don't travel that far for their shopping and certainly you don't travel far to walk the dog along streets.

I feel sorry for you so I'll give you a clue: streetmap, the street where you shop and walk your dog, telephone directory (42 people with your surname).

If you're that bothered about security mate, I would delete your post. Ted or other moderators if you're still up please delete his post.

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JSG

2,238 posts

285 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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If you're that bothered about security mate, I would delete your post. Ted or other moderators if you're still up please delete his post.

>> Edited by smeagol on Thursday 19th September 00:17


I'm still up, but this is too funny to delete any of it

marki

15,763 posts

272 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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I was there today actually - walking the dog.




You sure you were not driving the dog as advised by
Chasis

bobfrance

1,323 posts

269 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Guys...

I'm thinking of fitting rollerskates to my Cocker Spaniel.

Would you advise this?
Or would I be better off selling it and buying a Whippet?

Love this thread BTW

chassis

300 posts

268 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Bonce that is not me!
Youve been badly mislead!
theboymoon i may come and see your Elise one day!
Can you track me down well good luck!
Remember its the Big Tesco near Logie Green Rd.I was there today actually - walking the dog.



You are from Scotland!! Haha... 'Oh arrr Jimmy'
I have heard that it rains there alot so you cannot have a convertible car there.
What is your dogs name and what does it think of having the saddle on it's back?

JSG

2,238 posts

285 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Guys...

I'm thinking of fitting rollerskates to my Cocker Spaniel.

Would you advise this?
Or would I be better off selling it and buying a Whippet?

Love this thread BTW


Keep the Spaniel, but if you want to ride it, make sure it is in the Lotus Position.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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You are from Scotland!! Haha... 'Oh arrr Jimmy'
I have heard that it rains there alot so you cannot have a convertible car there.
What is your dogs name and what does it think of having the saddle on it's back?


Fantastic! Is anyone else willing to put some money together so these two can meet?

Or is organising a cockfight illegal?

adeewuff

567 posts

272 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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What is your dogs name and what does it think of having the saddle on it's back?



Perhaps HungryJim prefers to ride 'bareback'? *Boom Boom*

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Smeagol - i never said i shopped or lived anywhere near there.
Chassis Lad - I cant beleive you would go as far as slagging scotland!
I can almost visulise you in your shoppingca-- oh! sorry car. White baseball cap ,Kappa Clothes no shirt and you'll play shaggy at full volume while leaning over your steering wheel to try to make your car go past a milk float - A haunch

Bonce

4,339 posts

281 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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