Stability at Lotus?

Stability at Lotus?

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Fatboy

7,997 posts

274 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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This is almost worth still being at work for

tvradict

3,829 posts

276 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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You are from Scotland!! Haha... 'Oh arrr Jimmy'
I have heard that it rains there alot so you cannot have a convertible car there.
What is your dogs name and what does it think of having the saddle on it's back?



It's seems no one else will stick up for Scotland, so It seems I will have to


SEE YOU LAVVY HEED, YOU'RE GETTIN IT!



Anyway, Chassis, Welcome back to land of the PistonHeader. The crack about the dog is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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I stuck up for Scotland! I couldent beleive Chassis had the guts to insult it.
That dog joke was the most unimaginitive thing i have heard in a long time.

s_willy

9,699 posts

276 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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You are from Scotland!! Haha... 'Oh arrr Jimmy'


That's more like a west country 'uw arrr' you wanna try a bit of 'Och aie gahnuhhh jimmy irn-brrru'

chassis

300 posts

268 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Haha!!! HungryJim in the Bin
Also try a cowboy hat when riding your dog it will make it more adventure for you.
I do not wear Kappa since it is for wide boys and I am very thin.

smeagol

1,947 posts

286 months

Thursday 19th September 2002
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Smeagol - i never said i shopped or lived anywhere near there


I was trying to help you but.....nevermind

If you look at most people they do not take their dog for a walk along streets unless they live fairly close. People simply don't take out their car (whatever it may be) drive 30+ miles to a supermarket to go and walk their dog. Get it!

Now seeing as there are only 42 people in the phonebook with your surname in your whole city area, its not going to take very long to work out which one is your address. If I was so inclined I could ring all of them and ask for James!

Thats why I suggested you took it off, thats all. Seems strange that you are willing to let people work out where you live but not willing to tell them what car you drive.

Anyway I realise this is a lot of words so I'll let you get back to arguing with Chassis.

PetrolTed

34,433 posts

305 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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I do not wear Kappa since it is for wide boys and I am very thin.




Chassis, where did you get this new found talent for humour?

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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Smeagol i have a very large dog and he needs to be walked very far every day!
It so happens that i have to cross some roads on my way and my walk with the dog usually ends when i come to that tesco
I do not shop there!
Chassis said he dosent wear Kappa but he dident say anything about the Haunch bit or the No shirt bit.

M@H

11,296 posts

274 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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I do not wear Kappa since it is for wide boys and I am very thin.




Chassis, where did you get this new found talent for humour?




get the man on the stage

smeagol

1,947 posts

286 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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Smeagol i have a very large dog and he needs to be walked very far every day!
It so happens that i have to cross some roads on my way and my walk with the dog usually ends when i come to that tesco I do not shop there!


So you walk more than twenty miles a day with your dog do you? I bet you don't, that gives me a 10 mile radius around the tesco (bet your house is within that range, even if its not I just make the circle bigger). See what I mean? Having the area and your name makes it easy to trace someone a lot easier than just their name and make of car! Anyway fed up of this.

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marki

15,763 posts

272 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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That dog joke was the most unimaginitive thing i have heard in a long time.




No it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time Hungryjim admit it you are a beaten man , you are Chassis`s bitch

ptc

80 posts

273 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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The Guardian (hasten to add I am not a reader by nature) had a good article on 'Big Brother' subjects, which included a piece on a web site where for a small fee you can search against e-mails addresses, known tel numbers, surnames, by area etc - its surpising how much into you can get - the only annoying thing is that the article is at home and i'm still at work.

Will post tomorrow to continue the search from the one and only Mr J HungryJimbosan.

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hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Friday 20th September 2002
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Its not more than 20 miles,mate!
Well Chassis may be The next Billy Connoly but one that wears Kappa and that drives a sunburst Fiat Punto.
Beaten at what? Who is the biggest Idiot Me or Chassis i think i lost.
Ill give you more clues or Hints ,I usually take different scenic routes and i never go there on a sunday.

chassis

300 posts

268 months

Saturday 21st September 2002
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No it was the funniest thing i have heard in a long time Hungryjim admit it you are a beaten man , you are Chassis`s bitch



Haha... read what the people are saying Mr Hungry 'OchEih' Jimmy.
I have asked many question on this forum and even though some people have fun writing back it is supposed to be used for gaining answer.
But you write such much more rubbish than anyone it is you who win 'talk rubbish' prize.
So now stop complaining and toss a haggis.

>> Edited by chassis on Saturday 21st September 23:31

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Saturday 21st September 2002
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Listening.....Listening....Listening.............
No I cant hear very much because its written on the screen.

Captain Muppet

8,540 posts

267 months

Monday 23rd September 2002
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...toss a haggis.






raceboy

13,151 posts

282 months

Monday 23rd September 2002
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hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Monday 23rd September 2002
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Some of you have some weird ideas about Scotland.
We dont: Toss Haggises ,Play Pipes ,Wear Kilts ,Have orange hair/Beards ,Sing about Hills and Glens ,Ect - Well most of us dont anyway.

theboymoon

2,699 posts

262 months

Tuesday 24th September 2002
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This is fantastic!! Ive just got back after a long weekend away to find all this! I expected that this thread would have a few more miles in it but the boys have really excelled themselves this time!
Moonie

Ps Im Scottish, I do like Haggis and I have been known to don the kilt from time-to-time!
Never tossed no caber tho......

hungryjim

883 posts

267 months

Tuesday 24th September 2002
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I dident mean any offence but i can stand those people who have prejudice ideas like:
-All scotsmen have long orange hair and beard
-All scotsmen wear a kilt
-All scotsmen eat haggis
-Scotland is not just hills and Glens


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>> Edited by hungryjim on Thursday 26th September 20:28