Hotties - and your mates just can’t see it.

[Rod Rammage]

Don1 said:

Rod Rammage said:

Kelly Hoggart - chunky blonde in the middle... man, I would spit-roast her all by myself.

This one? Chunky scrutter....

Edited by Don1 on Wednesday 2nd January 13:59

Oh I say.

Look at those funbags.

And that "muffin top".




Jesus, my bags are full today. I really should've siphoned off some of this poison before I left the house this morning.

[Rod Rammage]

im said:

Rod Rammage said:

Don1 said:

The girls from Hi-5. Fiesty!

That's not tha Hi-5 I know - the Australian one...:



Kelly Hoggart - chunky blonde in the middle... man, I would spit-roast her all by myself.

There's a couple of them that it just wouldn't be legal with....

Nah, you're alright im.

It's legal to bum geezers now.

You carry on.

[Rod Rammage]

cazzer said:

Hours of fun for all the family

You know, I saw her in "Taxi" (inferior remake of french film, as I am sure you all know, and agree), and I raised an eyebrow of quizzical interest.

"No no no" says angel Rod, hovering over this shoulder "she's a right proper munter, that one. Far too many chips gone down that gullet. Apron? Man, her gut must hang past her fangita. She will smell of sweat and burned fat"

"Shut-up, dickhead" says devil Rod, hovering over t'other shoulder. "Rod, ignore him, get yer dick out and get stuck in"

"But," counters I, "she's on the telly, she's nought but pixels, or something. I can't knob the telly."




At this point, Mrs Rammage mutes the sound, and gives me one of her "stares".

[Rod Rammage]

daveco said:

odyssey2200 said:

Sputter said:

My opening gambit

your mates have just gone up in my opinion

No, wait. Paper bag over the head, the body is not bad at all. In fact I remember having a quick five finger shuffle when she was on Have I Got News For You.


I was 15 and lonely that's my excuse

I have three observations, so stand by to be astounded...

One - outrageous newbie post by sputter, unless it's a regular too ashamed to admit his true identity;

Two - I have a bad feeling that this thread may be chopped in light of all me good work on the "other half" thread being wiped out; and

Three - daveco, I think you're getting confused. Were you not tugging over this -

[Rod Rammage]

Don1 said:

Thinking about it, where is Rod today? Has he been binned after the Harry Potter thread?

Scroll up bruv. Been here all day.

Some of me finer work got deleted, mind.


Can't talk about the binning. Witness protection.

Look - see those chaps in that car over there? Feds.




They're watching.


Just keep walking.

Everyone pretend to be normal.

[Rod Rammage]

evenflow said:

Sophie E-B has no place whatsoever on this thread. She's very, very nice.

Correct about SEB, you know.

She even has sticky-out ears, 'pon which one can gain some "purchase" whilst "going at it".


...

Bit bony mind...

Wouldn't be able to withstand much "torment", one imagines.

[Rod Rammage]

evenflow said:

Now that's some kind of sick fantasy.

Nah, it's ok provided all touching is done in a "workmanlike" manner.

You know, acting as "facilitators".





...






Jesus, I think I need reprogramming.

[Rod Rammage]

Vesuvius 996 said:

Here's one for Rod Rammage. He'll understand.



Until it was RED RAW.

Ah yes.

Proper old-fashioned slapper, that one.

You wouldn't want your mates finding out, but you'd go back for second helpings.

[Rod Rammage]

Vesuvius 996 said:

trackdemon said:

Vesuvius 996 said:

Neil_Sc said:

rsturbo said:

is it just me but amanda lamb from "a place in the sun"

Anybody that doesn't like her must be batting for the other side

I agree. She's absolutely right for a covering of babygravy.

You mean ex-model still hottie Amanda Lamb?

Some people really dont get this thread do they!

Seriously, a couple of my mates say she munts.

I reckon they're ghey.

Ditto.

Feckin idiots.

Admittedly, she is about 7 feet tall, and has shades of "heifer" about her.

But what a lovely face. And nice pert "topsies".

Rather prone to fit heifers, I am.



Mmmm.... fit heifers...

[Rod Rammage]

Amanda, if you’re reading, here is my tribute to you...


Amanda, Amanda, I am smitten with your “charms”
And not just your pert “topsies”, but your “dinnerlady-arms”
I watch you on the telly in all them sunny places
And dream that I am with you, spewing love-goo ‘pon your faces...erm, face.

<feck it>

If I had your address I would park my van outside
And watch through my binoculars, and then maybe I’d hide
In some nearby shrubbery
And pop out with my rubbery -
- love-weapon.
(Twenty five quid from Ann Summers, none of yer cheap rubbish you know - two speeds an' all.)

[Rod Rammage]

matt21 said:

steven182 said:

For some reason my mates dont think she is hot, are they gay or do i have odd taste?

maybe you are gay, she looks like a man in drag

What?

Are you mad?

Dead feminine, she is.

Here's another pic, with her hair done differently:

[Rod Rammage]

Just been wasting some time on "tartydoris".

More of the lovely, sturdy Jo Joyner:



Mmm... thighs...



Mmm... squashy...

[Rod Rammage]

Look!

Look at Kirsty!



Pulling a funny face, isn't she?

"What is it Kirsty?"

"Staring at your what?"

"No, no... I just went temporarily bog-eyed"

[Rod Rammage]

Justayellowbadge said:

yeovilmac said:

Has to be in this thread now she's lost weight...

How did she lose weight with a DVD she hadn't made yet?

Well, that's just one of the many conundra(?) one has to deal with when one starts time travelling.

But hang on...

Surely, now she's lost weight, she is more likely NOT to qualify for this thread...?


AND - the "after" bird in that pic isn't actually her, is it?



...unless she has had some work done to her great mooging fizzog.

[Rod Rammage]

drivin_me_nuts said:

has a certain charms...

EFA

Got great things ahead of her, that girl.

[Rod Rammage]

Friday afternoon – so here is my Ode to Jenna Louise Coleman from Emmerdale



My darling Jenna, you have got
A right unusual name, have you not?
There was that Jameson lass, but she’s a schlaaaggg
And you are too, I s’pose, but I’d rather gag
You than her, and strap you down
‘pon one of them wooden benches you get from places like B&Q and that...
.... erm, I mean in my town

Anyway...

I don’t want to damage you irreparably
Just a glimpse of ankle, maybe a knee
I’m not a bad chap, the cops fitted me up
That time with the thing and the thing something that rhymes with “up”
So Jenna Louise, won’t you please
Let me lick Nutella frotter do anything to your hair knees?

[Rod Rammage]

sneijder said:

That Sophie Aldred one who was 'Ace' in Doctor Who :

Ah yes.

She popped up on my radar for the first time a few weeks ago...



Cheeky.

[Rod Rammage]

Kate Nash... posted on here a few times...

Divides opinion, even within my own mindbrain.

Sometimes I think it has quite a pretty smile, othertimes, it looks like a funny goblin with thickest-hair-ever-like-suzy-quattro.

Here it is, inviting me to look down its top -



"Ga'aan Rod - 'av a butchers at me whangers!"




I bet, if I ever corner her, she will turn out to be the purest of filth.

[Rod Rammage]

Laird said:

That could be the basis for another thread, 'Then and Now?!' Kim Wilde was a pure fox and I can still see her tits jiggling around as she sang one of her dirges. But, christ! where did it all go wrong?

Good idea.

You start it, I'll meet you there.

I will nominate Jennifer Jason Leigh.

In "Fast Times etc" she was utterly scrumptious.

Now, she looks like Worzel Gummage with his "smack-head" on.

[Rod Rammage]

wasted years said:

L100NYY said:

Fatbloke said:

[Think Harry Potter......

Oh!

See also http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

God that eighth book sounds ace.

That Rowling woman is a fecking genius.